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Idiot - Hey I just licked a donkeys ass

Dumbass - Complete bullshit!
by Shithead4321 July 16, 2014
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On dat bullshit

Representing, being about, or talking 'bout some stuff dont nobody really wanna hear about 'cause its not that serious or important.(Usually aimed to get on somebodys nerves, and it does.)
"Ma miggah....why is you ova here wit all dis ryte, aint nobody tryna hear yo ass b on dat bullshit,go somewhere."
by ~*C.N.F ChiiCk*~ January 21, 2009
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bullshit

A cross of a bulldog and a shitzu.
Man, look at that ugly-ass bullshit walking down the street!
by dveltmands October 28, 2010
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Bullshinanigans

Basic shinanigans with the subtle to extreme twist of bullshit. Can be used in a positive or negative context... doesn't really matter.
Bitch 1: " What are you up to guy?"
Bitch 2: " Oh you know. Same old bullshinanigans."
by Jesse Medeiros October 1, 2006
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plain old fashioned bullshit

Lying, cheating, stealing, bluffing, etc, in an obvious yet difficult to defeat manner. Usually everyone is aware of this type of bullshit when it occurs, but cannot stop it due to the fact that people using it usually are in a position of power, ie managers, marketing reps, etc.

This is opposed to the new type of bullshit which is much more common these days, in which one tries to be as low key and stealthy as possible.
John, your reason for hiring your brother was some plain old fashioned bullshit and you know it.
by CloutierFan02 January 5, 2005
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Schoolyard Bullshit

A much more superior term to emphasize bullshit. Only to be used when the bullshit perceived is higher than a normal call for the use of the word "bullshit." Can also be abbreviated, "Schoolyard," to invoke the emphasis on just exactly how ridiculous or out of line a certain situation is.
ex. 1 - Person is ditched for a steamy date. "Man that is some Schoolyard Bullshit!"

ex. 2 - Person playing Call of Duty is killed with a noobtube.
"Fuck!!! That is some Schoolyard!"

ex. 3 - Professor of general studies course gives you way more homework than any of your courses that actually pertain to your major.

Students Response - "This is some Schoolyard Bullshit!"
by Ghostbustersfreak March 25, 2010
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Stupid bullshit talker/walker

Some one who talks complete and utter shit all the time and wear shit. (e.g trackies and a dinner jacket). They often come out with stupid remarks that shows that they are clearly a prick.
Stupid bullshit talker/walker: I hate it when people say there going to shag your mum and don't

Person A: Fuck off you stupid prick bitch.
by mong boy July 26, 2007
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