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Brokencyde
A group of individuals with questionable intelligence, tallent and reason to live that have sucessfully turned the expression 'chicken scratch' into an audible noise.
Their 'music' (insert joke) relates primarily to the sheep-like, mongroll race of mamal decribed as emo's.
Frequent remarks that can be heard following the discovery of such hillarious bahhuuullshhiiitt!.. are as followed:-
1) OH MY JESUS LORD they make soulja boy look like a lyrical god!
2) I want to emigrate (those hailing from the states.. thank fuck I don't live there but no offense, I feel your pain)
3) Suicide may actually be the answer, though I fear death won't take THIS pain away.
4) Fuck-it.. lets give it a go anyway.. kill me, kill me now!
5) If there is a God.. fuuuk me he must be a merciful one.
6) Ahhh that's what the living result of beastiality is..
.. and I could go on but it'd only give them more publicity, increase my blood pressure, break my threshold for laughter orrr lead to future impotency.
THE END.
Their 'music' (insert joke) relates primarily to the sheep-like, mongroll race of mamal decribed as emo's.
Frequent remarks that can be heard following the discovery of such hillarious bahhuuullshhiiitt!.. are as followed:-
1) OH MY JESUS LORD they make soulja boy look like a lyrical god!
2) I want to emigrate (those hailing from the states.. thank fuck I don't live there but no offense, I feel your pain)
3) Suicide may actually be the answer, though I fear death won't take THIS pain away.
4) Fuck-it.. lets give it a go anyway.. kill me, kill me now!
5) If there is a God.. fuuuk me he must be a merciful one.
6) Ahhh that's what the living result of beastiality is..
.. and I could go on but it'd only give them more publicity, increase my blood pressure, break my threshold for laughter orrr lead to future impotency.
THE END.
Imagine four things plus one other thing from Albuquerque New Mexico, USA.. jacking each other off so hard skin has begun to tear.. throw in a few mindless word combos AND a few carefully selected samples from techno, pop, crunk lil jon shit, emo, screamo, fagboygirl, scenekid music.. subsequentially record that shit.. play it to a record label, get signed.. and whaalaa! you have BROKENCYDE!
Brokencyde by LordDICKHEAD! April 25, 2009
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Birkenstocks
guy 1: Uhh Uhh... I take r-rubber bands around my t-shirt and stick it in my-
guy 2: Tie Dye?
Guy 1: Yes! Uhh... These are the ugly sandals that lesbians wear
Guy 2: Uhh... Birkenstocks!
*Crowd laughs*
guy 2: Tie Dye?
Guy 1: Yes! Uhh... These are the ugly sandals that lesbians wear
Guy 2: Uhh... Birkenstocks!
*Crowd laughs*
Birkenstocks by ♥🗺☠ May 21, 2021
brokencyde
A band so horrible, they make deaf people cry. If it's a joke, I don't get it. If it's legit, I certainly don't get it.
brokencyde by theguywhohatesbrokencyde April 13, 2009
Brokencyde
No words can describe how bad this music actually is. Listen to like the first minutes of Schizophrenia on youtube. If you still have your ears, you get a small cookie :).
Friend 1: Dude, i just listened to Schizophrenia by Brokencyde. IT IS AMAZING. *offers headphone
Friend 2: rly? *puts in headphone
Newscaster: Today, a child, age 15, hung himself from a tree limb on school premises. When we asked the last person to talk to him what could've caused this, he said: "I just forced him to listen to this Brokencyde song..." we understood immediately that Friend 1 was the murderer. Later today, he was convicted of 2nd degree murder. He was locked away for 30 years...
Friend 2: rly? *puts in headphone
Newscaster: Today, a child, age 15, hung himself from a tree limb on school premises. When we asked the last person to talk to him what could've caused this, he said: "I just forced him to listen to this Brokencyde song..." we understood immediately that Friend 1 was the murderer. Later today, he was convicted of 2nd degree murder. He was locked away for 30 years...
Brokencyde by Luke261 October 31, 2009
Broken Down Bitch
A woman who has beaten every turn and who can not catch a break in life. Usually a used up crack head, or corner prostitute, though can also be explained as a fat assed white trash lady that lives in the busted down house in the middle of your block who has more used car parts in her lawn then grass.
Broken Down Bitch by Verbal Assault January 24, 2009