When you can't get an erection so you grab the base of your dick and swell the head like a tulip, and then begin punching her fartbox with your limp dick.
I told you to stop "Balloon-Dicking" me!
by Dick Tulip August 22, 2018
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Get the balloraliker mug.Scott wasn’t happy at work today. This morning his wife started giving him oral sex but she stopped before finishing the job because he had balloon balls.
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person 1: damn! emily has such a round big ass!
person 2: now thats what i call a balloon ass!
person 1: yeah! indeed!
person 2: now thats what i call a balloon ass!
person 1: yeah! indeed!
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3. anthony of the one balls
by Keith D March 5, 2008
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