Bohemian

A pretentious, pseudo-intellectual, hipster who smokes pot but still listens to classical music and wears a turtleneck. They pretend to be artists or writers, but have greater ability for sitting in coffee shops all day writing their vanity project on the laptop their daddy bought for them while the unemployment benefits roll in.

"Did you see that bohemian in here yesterday?"

"Yea I really wanted to punch him in the face"

by Hector Anuwun January 19, 2013

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Bobert

Portmanteau nickname of "Bob" and "Robert." Typically used in a derogatory manner and/or by the less intelligent, who think it's funny. Best used ironically in a tone of voice that sounds slightly screechy or with stereotypical "Autistic screeching" accompanying. Non-ironic case usages typically signify bad sense of humor.

Nick: Hi Bobert!
Robert: For the fifth fucking time, it's not funny! Cut that shit out!

by thethesaurusisnotadinosaur April 26, 2017

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boer

The Dutch word for 'farmer' (the plural is 'boeren'), in the Netherlands used by people from a big city to indicate that they consider themselves to be "better" because they live in the city.

Jake: "In the countryside they don't have cellphones."
Neil: "What a bunch of boeren!"

by Dutch and Groovy Ann October 4, 2006

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Boeree Bog

When you go to the toilet and there is no toilet paper or other suitable material available so, unfortunately, you have no choice but to leave the toilet without wiping.

"Hey mate, i noticed there was no toilet paper in that toilet, did you do a Boeree Bog?"

by Anacist June 3, 2009

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