Bobert

Portmanteau nickname of "Bob" and "Robert." Typically used in a derogatory manner and/or by the less intelligent, who think it's funny. Best used ironically in a tone of voice that sounds slightly screechy or with stereotypical "Autistic screeching" accompanying. Non-ironic case usages typically signify bad sense of humor.
Nick: Hi Bobert!
Robert: For the fifth fucking time, it's not funny! Cut that shit out!
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kalei

Male Kaleis are typically loud, brash assholes who want to out-scream you.

Female kaleis are cool, however.
"You're such a Kalei!" "Dude, she's a chick. Wrong word."
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