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blue balls

A common affliction among Smurfs.

The Smurf orgy, known as a "Smuckfest", comes but once a year and the average male Smurf may not even come that often, unless he's openminded to everything from bisexuality to smurfing inanimate objects. As long as the gender ratio remains skewed at one Smurfette per hundred Smurfs, the situation surrounding Smurf polyandry is unlikely to improve, leading to nothing but frustration.
A typical Smurf village may have over a hundred residents but only one Smurfette; the total number of female Smurfs to have ever existed is no more than three, and the number of crossdressing, transsexual or transgendered Smurfs may well be zero.

These hopelessly skewed numbers lead to a lot of sexual frustration and many male Smurfs with a severe case of blue balls.
by bitchuck August 26, 2024
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Blue Balls

Making love to your wife with the hangover horn and the kids wake up and come into the bedroom.
Now I’ve got blue balls all day!
by BarryBaz September 7, 2023
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Blue balls!

The male version of "Period". As when girls say Period, it is quite cringe, so we men say Blue balls! This is just used as a male substition of the phrase Period, anyway please stop reading.
Jessica: I hate men
Julie: Yas girlll Period!
Archan: I hate watermelon people
Mikael: Yas boyyy Blue balls!
by MonkePuggy February 28, 2024
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blueballing

giving somebody a lower price for what they ask for on EBay
Marcy tried blueballing a guy on EBay by giving him 5 dollars for something that costed 200 dollars
by FreedomGundam June 22, 2025
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Blue balls 2.0

Blue balls is where ur hard and ur balls hurt cause u need to release the white monster
Chance needs to unleash the monster cause his blue balls 2.0
by O’MightyDong July 25, 2025
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sneeze blueball

the feeling after a sneeze miscarriage or sneeze tease where you feel like you've been cheated out of your 1/8 of an orgasm
oh man, I was about to sneeze my eighth but it went away, now I've got sneeze blueballs, all I can think about is sneezing.
by Anchovie2000 September 28, 2011
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Musical Blue Balls

When you attend a live musical act expecting to hear a certain song along with other great songs but the performing act does not play said song.
"Fuck! The Ghost Inside didn't play "Deceiver," my musical blue balls are off the fritz right now"
by jdrummerb December 13, 2014
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