blizzn't

A blizzard that isn't.

The weatherman kept telling us this huge snow storm was going to it. We only got a couple inches. It was a total blizzn't.

by GSBJim February 22, 2011

Blizztard

A derogatory term used to describe the worst gaming company in the world - Blizztard Entertainment

Andrew: Hey John why arent u on WoW today we need ur gnome warrior
John: I cant i got perma banned by blizztard :(
Andrew: U got banned wtf????
John: Ye i said girl gamers are bad at healing on trade chat :'''(((

by jjjamees July 2, 2016

Chocolate Blizzard

When you cum in a girl's ass, she then sticks her ass in your face and blows the cum and shit all over you.

Man, I was fucking Becky in the ass last night and that bitch gave me a chocolate blizzard! Then I donkey punched her to show her who's boss.

by Stokeanator April 22, 2011

Yorkshire Blizzard

When you cum upwards towards a ceiling fan (which needs to be switched on) and because it's so cold up north it then comes down like snowflakes. The important part is that you then catch it on your tongue when it comes down.

After enjoying a bread cake and gravy she really wanted a Yorkshire Blizzard for dessert.

That were right good, I Yorkshire Blizzarded everywhere.

by EvilBailey December 3, 2010

Blizzard

a violent storm of blood and jizz

The girl kicked me in the balls as I was about to come. She got a blizzard right in the face.

by Cleveland, Puncher of Donkeys April 11, 2010

near blizzard-like conditions

Buzz word for any amount of snow.

One flake of snow fell on Concord NH today. Better stock up on the essentials, cuz it's NEAR BLIZZARD-LIKE CONDITIONS...

by Mohanchous January 11, 2008

black blizzard

Large swarms of locusts that sometimes plague midwestern farms by eating all of the crops. They are referred to as black blizzards because there are so many of them that the sun gets blotted out.

Farmer Joe: "Marge there's a storm comin'"

Marge: "That's no regular storm Joe, that's a Black Blizzard full of locusts."

by Soupnazi710 February 9, 2007