a sexual act where one ejaculates on a person and subsequently sparkles the man-batter by throwing a handful of glitter; thus rendering the individual bedazzled.
I bedazzled that ho!
Dude, I just bedazzled some chick in the back of party city!
I bedazzled her till she looked like a Christmas tree ornament!
I am the bedazzler!
When she looked in the mirror and saw the glitter she realized she was a victim of the bedazzler.
Dude, I just bedazzled some chick in the back of party city!
I bedazzled her till she looked like a Christmas tree ornament!
I am the bedazzler!
When she looked in the mirror and saw the glitter she realized she was a victim of the bedazzler.
by monster cookie May 10, 2014
Get the the bedazzler mug.Bob: Yeah I got a ton of stuff to do, gotta photoshop for a magazine. (Lie)
Ross: Sure you do, bet you're just self-bedazzling yourself.
Ross: Sure you do, bet you're just self-bedazzling yourself.
by DarkIBL May 31, 2016
Get the Self-Bedazzling mug.the expression of pure joy and being grateful. for the second person — full time success of screwing theirs sleep schedule, after such a long time.
by bellamy96blake January 1, 2021
Get the mlody bedi.. but i’m not tired anymore mug.A 19-year-old Canadian hockey player. That's it. Not a sex act or anything. Just a guy on the Blackhawks.
by JC Butterball December 25, 2024
Get the Connor Bedard mug.Taking down a handful of creamy pints to the point of inebriation while watching Connor Bedard and the Chicago Blackhawks try to win a hockey game.
“Hey man, we’re going to the pub to watch the Blackhawks v. Red Wings game. We’re gonna be gettin’ Bedarded”
by Philly Mickson October 6, 2025
Get the Gettin’ Bedarded mug.(Noun)- A nickname for a unsavory man or woman whose personal scent is that off ass, cock, pussy, used urinal cakes, and a 3 year old, never sanitized toilet or outhouse.
by darkmattr August 15, 2020
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