The most fearless animal in the world. Honey badgers regularly eat bee larvae even though they get stung over 9000 times, steal food from much bigger animals like leopards, and even attack and eat poisonous snakes.
A honey badger that is bit by one of the most venomous snakes in the world - a puff adder - will pass out for a few minutes, wake up all pissed, and proceed to eat the said snake.
A honey badger that is bit by one of the most venomous snakes in the world - a puff adder - will pass out for a few minutes, wake up all pissed, and proceed to eat the said snake.
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A Euro 2004 Version of the popular site, badgerbadgerbadger.com.
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GOOOOOOOAL! A GOAL! OH, IT'S A GOAL!
GOOOOOOOAL! A GOAL! OH, IT'S A GOAL!
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Get the football badgers mug.To be sexually frustrated to such desperation that you might venture into the countryside and do the aforementioned act.
by Jaffy23 July 16, 2008
Get the dig up a badger and bum it mug.1. Bald Badger is the common name for any hairless animal of three subfamilies, which belong to the family Mustelidae
2. A man's penis - colloquialism derived from the gently tapering shape of the badgers forebody and head - similar in appearance to an adult male's genitalia
2. A man's penis - colloquialism derived from the gently tapering shape of the badgers forebody and head - similar in appearance to an adult male's genitalia
"Hey Tony - are you off to your bedroom to go and pummell the bald badger?"
"He he - I showed the old Doris me bald badger and she run a mile!"
"He he - I showed the old Doris me bald badger and she run a mile!"
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Get the bald badger mug.Someone or group of people driven solely by pursuit of the almighty dollar. Seeking out money in the same spirit as the two famous Honey Badgers; one from youtube and the other from college football.
Matt: The BCS college football national championship game is wrong again, they didn't give Oklahoma State the shot they deserved this year, and Kansas State got screwed out of a big bowl game too.
Jodi: I thought they were supposed to pick the best teams for those football bowl games??
Matt: Yeah, right? The BCS is a damn Money Badger.
Jodi: Money Badger?
Matt: Yeah, I know you saw that youtube video on the Honey Badger right? Well......BCS don't care, BCS wants it's money, BCS don't give a shit about Oklahoma State or Kansas State, they'll steal money from anybody they can.
Jodi: (laughing) I see, it's a bad thing.....playoff please!!
Jodi: I thought they were supposed to pick the best teams for those football bowl games??
Matt: Yeah, right? The BCS is a damn Money Badger.
Jodi: Money Badger?
Matt: Yeah, I know you saw that youtube video on the Honey Badger right? Well......BCS don't care, BCS wants it's money, BCS don't give a shit about Oklahoma State or Kansas State, they'll steal money from anybody they can.
Jodi: (laughing) I see, it's a bad thing.....playoff please!!
by Matt-NM December 16, 2011
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