Czech Bath

The act of sitting post-intercourse bathing of the bits on a bidet. It originates from Portuguese and Brazilian jokes relating to the onomatopoeia "tschec tschec tschec" alluding to sounds produced by the washing of private parts on a bidet.
Used in jokes as the working class answer to the upper class sophisticated people who like to boast about their Spa visits and activities/therapies such as Scottish Shower and Turkish Bath.

Posh Lady: "oh we went to the Spa and was amazing, I had a delightfully glorious Turkish Bath... don't you love a relaxing Turkish Bath?"
Cleaning Lady: "no, I am not familiar... I only know the Czech Bath"
Posh Lady: "oh I never heard of Czech Bath, what is it like?"
Cleaning Lady: "well, after my husband bones me I sit on the bidet and I go 'tschec tschec tschec' - that's a Czech Bath"

by the_village_idiot May 1, 2020

Bachelor Bath

When a bachelor uses air freshener as a substitute for a shower or bath.

Pete: Hey man, you going to take a shower before we head out tonight?
Mark: Naw dude, I'm going to take a bachelor bath real quick

by Breebree32 August 6, 2013

Muddy bath

The opposite of a golden shower, i.e to poop on someone's face

"I'm gonna give you a muddy bath, on your face!"

by Scallylank October 5, 2013

bro bath

When two male nurses give a male patient a bath.

Hey John, let's go give my patient a bro bath.

by kstyles March 12, 2018

Bath Juice

The water leftover after taking a bath, especially in the context of offering an acquaintance the opportunity to take a second bath in the same water.

I asked Juliet if she wanted me to save my bath juice after I finished bathing for her to use.

by Vaurs85 May 28, 2023

taint bath

When you blow a wet close raspberry on a taint so your tongue just barely touches for a wax on wax off cleaning. Then once you feel its clean you blow on it to send cold chills up the taint owners back as you air dry it.

My girls taint is sooooo fresh and clean. I gave her a taint bath she will never forget.

by Sausagehole April 13, 2019

bath rat

Someone with nappy ass hair we're they look like a rat that took the hair from the drain and wore it as a wig

Dang Ariel's really looking like a bath rat today

by Ash_why January 9, 2020