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Backwards Following

When someone believes that the car in front of them is following them by knowing their destination and going the same direction they are.
"Dude, get your knife ready I am pretty sure this guy is backwards following us."

"Shut the fuck up Dave."
by SwedishMurderMachine September 18, 2009
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Backyard Monkey

The act of an under-40 year old male going to the doctor and being given a rectal exam. The surprise on the patient's face is akin to walking outside and seeing a monkey in his backyard.
Damn man, I had a doctor appointment today and wouldn't you know, he gave me a backyard monkey.
by Sacink December 27, 2011
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Backwards Sandwich

A form of male masturbation where you cross your arms and use the back of your hands to hold your penis.

The hairier your hands are, the closer the experience will be to a 1970s vagina.
Todd: Oh shit, sorry man. Wait, what are you doing?
Stan: It's called the Backwards Sandwich, dude!
Todd: Huh. I uh, think I'm going to make a sandwich for myself.
by Henry J. Pinkerton, PhD January 10, 2012
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Backwards asscastle

Generallly used in cooking. A food, usually a stew or soup, made by throwing whatever sounds tasty without any recipie whatsoever into a pot or pan and cooking it.
Dave: Reggie, what did you put in this stew!? It's fucking amazing!

Reggie: I don't know man. It's just Backwards asscastle.
by Drackonius The Dark August 13, 2012
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Backwards kangaroo

The art off going to a mates house and sitting reverse on the toilet with your Hands on the cistern in a kangaroo pose, pooing leaving a crocodile slide.
Eww Jeff the dirty prick must have done a backwards kangaroo in here there's a dirty big croc slide in the loo!!!
by orsm1 August 31, 2014
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backwards bush

When someone who is being interviewed gets angry at a question, and decides to throw an object, such as a shoe, at the reporter.

This comes from when a reporter decided to throw a shoe at George Bush, who was being interviewed on the podium.
Lebron James was recently asked if he would just retire already. Lebron was furious with this statement, and decided to backwards bush the reporter
by beverley555 May 20, 2014
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backroad dumpster dive

The icky sticky intercourse one has just following roadhead in the dumpster behind a gas station.
Rick felt regret as he walked away from his backroad dumpster dive, not giving the homeless prostitute any change for her deeds.
by pseudofedup February 2, 2015
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