boiling my nuts

When someone makes you so upset, almost like making your blood boil.

"Katie is really boiling my nuts."

by Nutboiler August 15, 2025

Ocean Boiling

A thesis with a range wider than the ocean, is comprehensive and irrefutable, so impactful it is ocean boiling.
(Other similar expressions here call it fruitless or impossible, it has always had a positive connotation to me.)

We are so competitive thanks to our Ocean Boiling marketing strategy, ticking all the boxes.

by anonymous November 13, 2021

Cajun Boiled Nut

When you nut inside the spicy hot Louisianian girl you're taking a steaming bath with.

My girl said she wanted to stay in and take a bath, so I got in with her and gave her a cajun boiled nut.

by whatinthewhat November 17, 2018

Boiled down to low gravy

to swallow your pride

Paul boiled down to low gravy after it was proven that he was a liar, so he apologized.

by G.T. man January 13, 2021

par boil

To partially boil something

To boil a little while like vegetables or chicken or potatoes is to par boil.

by Train chef Mauro December 19, 2020

obcena boil

A large puss boil typically found on the tip of a small mexican penis. Typically difficult when attempting to fornicate, because the boil is larger than the penis, and because the boil has a tendency to drain when the penis is erect. The attempt to fornicate while carrying the obcena boil can transfer into the partner, male or female. If a female has any sign of an obcena boil she must seek medical help immediately!

Not resulting to do so will cause her asshole to rot from the inside out and anal leakage will seep into her vagina hole. Thus creating a shameful and forever active Alabama Hot Pocket.

Warning! Deadly!

"Did you nail that chick last night?"

"No dude, she looked at my obcena boil and she puked on my mom's tits."

by Logger123 October 10, 2013

Tyler's Boil

When a person(s) has a Tyler's Boil on their ass but close to what we call the "ass-neck" Gets mad for no reason cause they cant sit right. Gets PTSD when hearing that anything that associates itself with the word BOIL

"DAMN THEY MUST HAVE Tyler's Boil MOTHER FUCKERS CANT SIT RIGHT"

"FUCK YOU" DAMN, HE MUST HAVE Tyler's boil

by Tyler's Boil March 31, 2020