Double boating

When a person has a baby mama and a side hoe at the same time
by Baljeet69 October 07, 2018
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Frito Boat

When you take a bag of frito's and cut it open long ways. Add chilli on top with shredded cheese. Eat with fork right out of the bag.
Jake looked at me and said "that chilli would make a good Frito boat".
by K-Feds Harry Sack December 12, 2010
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stoner boat

A late night snack consisting of a scoop shaped corn chip filled with salted peanuts and topped with a drizzle of nacho cheese.
Oh dude, the best way to get over a harsh toke is to grind on some stoner boats.
by PsyDawg September 26, 2014
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Boat roach

A female(s) who hang out with dudes that have a boat. The girls you see during the summer, spring break and weekends at the island!
Damn bro, look at all those boat roaches.

I bet one of them will let us smash!
by Dirtysouthernswagg April 28, 2019
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boat fart

A fart that has the uncanny resemblance to the sound of someone starting a boat engine. It's a rapid-fire fart for sure, but it also sounds like it's surrounded by water (or some form of moisture).
*(Bluhblblblbluhbluh)*

"Yes! Is dad starting up the boat!?" -Fuller

"No I think it was just Buzz. He's been destroying pizza and Bud Light all day. Combine that with our broken air conditioner and that leather recliner he's been sitting in, and it makes the perfect concoction for some massive boat farts." -Kevin
by Pizza party February 13, 2014
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No boats on the water

An alternative way of describing somebody as smooth brained.

When there are no boats on the water, it is implied that there is no wake and thus the water is calm. This is analogous to the idea that a person with a brain comprised of wrinkles / folds is smarter than one with a brain that is less wrinkly. Thus in this analogy, the brain is the body of water and the wake is the wrinkles / folds (or lack thereof).
Me: Can you believe this kid locked himself out of his house again?
Friend: Definitely no boats on the water for him today.
by TheJizeI March 01, 2023
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Scrote in a Boat

An adjective used to describe a fairly unpleasant situation
"Dude, I just stepped in dog shit"

"well ain't that scrote in a boat"
by Lone_Porkchop September 05, 2012
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