blowdryer blues

A state of sexual frustration so intense that one is forced to turn to household objects for relief.

Jared: Jordan hasn't emerged from the bathroom since his girlfriend broke up with him.
Jeremy: He's got a wicked case of the blowdryer blues.

by zemblanity December 15, 2011

nonspecific blues

Feeling sad, or down, or "blue" with no real reason.

Often increased by tiredness, or extreme laziness.

B: Oh I'm so tired and lethargic, and I have no reason to be.
G: Sounds like nonspecific blues.

by gottagetme19 July 4, 2012

Badger blues

A cocaine-induced come down. Based on the coke badger from "It's All Gone Pete Tong"

I spent the weekend doing nose candy in Ibiza, and now I have the badger blues.

by FrankieWilde February 24, 2015

arcade blues

When you feel depressed, lonely, and generally crummy from playing video games and smoking weed all day. Being that your feeling unwell you have no motivation to do something else.

"I wanted to get some errands done today and maybe see a few friends but I ended up getting the Arcade Blues"

by Otaku_san December 1, 2015

cyber blues

The dreaded and lethargic sensation one feels when they haven’t been productive in a while usually as a result when spending too much time at home on the internet and not interacting or socialising with irl people for quite some time

Person A: “idk man I’ve been really down lately and I don’t even know why, I haven’t left the house in days and I just spend all my time on social media / on the computer.”
Person B: “you have cyber blues”

by captaindimples November 19, 2017

Waifu Blues

It refers to those so obsessed with their lovers 2d nature they can't see the present, much less the future, for what it could be.

Those waifu blues nearly drove him to the brink of committing seppuku.

by Kuroi January 10, 2019

sunshine blues

When ur missing the summer and the sunshine; when your stuck at that hell hole a.k.a. School and not in the summers sunshine

“There’s not much u can do to take away my sunshine blues.”
“If only it was summer”

by Summers best friend March 10, 2019