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blowing the elf

Smoking, mainly tobacco. When smokers hunch over to light up it looks as if they're performing a service on a small being cupped in their hands. Thus, blowing the elf.

The phrase blowing the elf was coined by a highschool student sick of assholes blowing smoke in her face.
"Dude, don't blow the elf around me, it smells."
by Sara March 30, 2005
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Blowing Shit Up

Used to describe a night out either before going out or the morning after, usually when events of great hilarity are anticipated or have occured. Not to be confused with setting off explosives.
Male 1 - Hey bro, you coming out tonight?

Male 2 - Nah man. I've got no money.

Male 1 - Well I've got a whole bottle of vodka so I'm pretty sure I'll be blowing shit up tonight.

Male 2 - Fuck it, I'll be 10 minutes.

Male 1 - Rough night last night.

Male 2 - Yeah man, I feel like dick.

Male 1 - Do you remember getting naked and trying to take a shit on a roundabout?

Male 2 - Shit man, I have no idea. Really?

Male 1 - Yeah, I took a photo. We really blew shit up last night.

Male 2 - Awesome. Where did all these roadsigns come from?
by Rossoun April 16, 2010
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snow blowing

Previously the act of snow blowing was to "kiss your partner after they've ejaculated in your mouth, without expelling the semen" But the modern day act of snow blowing is to transfer the semen into the month of your unsuspecting partner. See also snow balling
When engaging in oral sex, a unique way to dispose of a mouthful of semen, is to try snow blowing.
by Mela069 September 4, 2006
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Bloing Gloing

1. Another word for the well-observed phenomenon in which women's breasts bounce during movement.
2. A character from The Demented Cartoon Movie infamous for his silly and unintelligible speech.
1. Check out the bloing gloing on that chick, yo! She's got some real bouncin' there.
2. Eingity goingity goingity going going going going.
by ShAdOwZ May 31, 2010
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Blorange

When a child or person is faced with the decision of having either orange or blackcurrant squash, and in an attempt to rebel against the world of squash they mix small quantities of both together, and hence call it blorange.
Person: Would you like orange or blackcurrant?
Child: I want Blorange!
by whatevertrevor June 1, 2011
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blowing me

when someone is irritating or
Levi, your blowing me!
by jaebabyyy November 10, 2020
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blorange

to epically fail, or fail miserably.

made in an attempt to create a word that rhymes with orange.
Kanye West bloranged at the VMA's when he cut off Taylor Swifts thank you speech.
by ILoveBagelBites September 28, 2009
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