by Bloody Luca Legend May 20, 2022
Get the give me bleach pleasemug. A man ejaculates on a woman's dark hair roots and follows this with the wiping of his penis on her eyebrows.
The Jersey Bleach Job (JBJ)can only be accomplished with a brunette woman who has attempted to dye her hair blond and presently has dark roots showing through her faux blond hair. Usually, it is attempted in the parking lot of a NY Giants or NY Jets football game while tailgating and drinking excessively.
Upon the onset of the male orgasm, the man directs his ejaculatory discharge into the woman's dark roots in a manner similar to the process undertaken when hair stylists re-color these dark roots. After sufficiently covering her dark roots with his ejaculate, the man then proceeds to wipe off the tip of his member on her dark eyebrows in a futile attempt to dye the eyebrows blond as well.
Upon the onset of the male orgasm, the man directs his ejaculatory discharge into the woman's dark roots in a manner similar to the process undertaken when hair stylists re-color these dark roots. After sufficiently covering her dark roots with his ejaculate, the man then proceeds to wipe off the tip of his member on her dark eyebrows in a futile attempt to dye the eyebrows blond as well.
by SlimShady600 November 19, 2010
Get the Jersey Bleach Job (JBJ)mug. by mack and liv May 21, 2016
Get the go drink some bleachmug. 'I always looked up to that teacher of mine, because he seemed like such a nice guy, but he put me on blast in front of everyone.''Well, you know what they say: sometimes what appears to be a star is just a bleached asshole.'
by EgoÏk April 23, 2014
Get the Sometimes what appears to be a star is just a bleached asshole.mug. Someone who overcomes great adversity in the face of puke and kicks that sickness’s ass with bleach. She is a holy rockstar and can do amazing things! And she will topple the capitalist patriarchy any day now!
by FireDragon!!! January 17, 2019
Get the Bleach queenmug. by valeire September 4, 2022
Get the Bleachmug. a liquid used to pour in your eyes after seeing Donald Trump's nudes. It also can act as a drink if you're feeling dangerous.
"Hey Jim, you want to go to the store a buy some bleach with me? I need to pour it into my eyes because I just accidentally clicked on some NSFW content on reddit!"
by ToeSnacher42069 June 17, 2020
Get the Bleachmug.