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Autistic fuckton

When you have a large amount of something. Usually many items in a particular group of objects or many copies of the same item
Dude, have you seen Tony's jackstands and floor jacks?

Other dude: yeah bro, he has an autistic fuckton of tools in general bro.
by Ttess1 January 12, 2026
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quarter autistic

Someone who has been known to be 1/4 autistic 3/4 normal.
Brad, is a fucking Quarter Autistic, also known as QA
by Tyler Kenny June 23, 2008
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ghetto futuristic

Ghetto, only not in a toolish way.
Originated from the song "Start it Up" by A Tribe Called Quest.. ("Ebonically lingustic wit' the ghetto futuristic")
That kid listens to underground rap, he's probably ghetto futuristic.
by distancehasaway June 22, 2011
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mad autistic vibes

when a festival-head has ingested a large amount of a psychoactive substance that leads them to lose all linear train of thought and turns them into an absoloute-fuck-hole during sets as well as around the festival grounds. you do not want to be around these types of people, since mad autistic vibes are a highly contagious airborne pathogen that infects those that are within in a 5m radius
Brandon: "Bro where is Diplo!? Dude, we NEED YOU, FIRE UP!! I think we might have to grab another beer boys"

Jason: "Damn bro, we might have to".

Chad: "Hommiiieeeeeee, fire B, fire"

Jack: "FFFUUUUAAAAAA!!!!!"

Bystander: "Wow, they have signs of mad autistic vibes. I wasn't ready for this"

Brandon: "No one is"
by Jourtson October 16, 2018
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Hairy Autistic Wog stalker

Hairy Autistic Wog stalker term is frequently used to bring home the bacon and pretending that everybody knows his business in meaning trying to undress little girls with his eyes and taunting older women by singing love songs such as ''Sharing the night together '' By Dr hook and using the bacon to lure in the older mammoth that drives his sexual desires crazy this particular person loves to watch a good old scratch in the back of the neck of a TOP OF THE LINE SEXY BITCH Whilst punching his best friend in the face and masturbating in his face.
Older women : OMG my sexy man has gone to jail what will ;ife be without him im left here with this curly wand with scabies on his chest oh man i am even tempted to try voldemorts son over there cursing the wall an picking on the innocent girl

Younger Girl : When is Hairy Autistic Wog Stalker getting back the Stupid Son of the devil never arked up this much until he was gone damn must i be the only one to find something wrong with this picture or be the only person with morals to know it is truly wrong to love men in so many colors and sizes geezer this is something that is deffs called a puchero .
by She can sing man skinny too September 26, 2019
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Jalapeño autistic

Somebody low on the autism spectrum. Similar to the placement of a jalapeño on the Scoville scale for measuring hot peppers.
"I'm not maxed out in the autism, I'm more jalapeño autistic."
by GKH1220 October 25, 2022
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neo-futuristic

wow, that's so neo-futuristic
by groot (dhruv) September 16, 2023
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