assumy

The act of one assuming the worse in all scenarios without knowing the facts. Assumptions based off of no actual facts or knowledge of the subject being discussed.

Joseph: "The Office isn't even funny (hasn't watched a full episode) so un funny that it has an audience laugh in the back." Carrolton: "Man Joe you all assumy!"

by Guillenzo January 22, 2021

Assured not stakin

Minor wordplay on the classic "stirred not shaken" saying. In this case it means someone who is assured and not on the hunt for a mate.p

Bill: how was the hunting at the club last night? Bob: it was. Assured not stakin. My wife 😍 was with me.

by 4realazitgits April 23, 2021

Assumptionable

Assuming something

That is a very assumptionable thing to say

by anonymous May 7, 2021

assumiocity

when someone says something but they can’t prove it so it just an assumption

what in the assumiocity (assu-me-oss-city)

by N.y.a.s.i.a May 20, 2021

Assuminated

Being assuminated means Getting assumed of something u didn’t do

Stop assuminated me if i didn’t do it

by Shaylnn August 6, 2021

Assmued

The feeling of attraction towards anything non-human, especially canines.

Sappho is assmued toward German Shepherds. Therefore she must burn at the stake.

by Esteban did your mom January 26, 2022

Assumpthole

An asshole that assumes a bunch of things that are wrong, attacks other people based on their incorrect assumptions, and then feels victimized, justified, and/or smug about it all

That assumpthole thought I voted for Trump, insulted me for 5 mins straight, and then stormed out of the room… I voted for Hillary.

by FrozenBadger March 26, 2022