noun: Another way to describe a giant, steaming pile of shit.
verb: The action of taking a large shit
verb: The action of taking a large shit
noun: I had Thai food last night and took big ole Kirstie Alley this morning.
verb: Fuck that was expired, bout to Kirstie Alley all night long
verb: Fuck that was expired, bout to Kirstie Alley all night long
by FckKirstieAlley July 02, 2021
Dude, we left the bar and she wanted me so bad, I gave her a back alley Italian behind the Olive Garden.
He was so hott and spicy that I gave him a back alley Italian.
He was so hott and spicy that I gave him a back alley Italian.
by LibnLou February 23, 2021
by Yozlet November 19, 2009
When the little spoon farts while in a cuddling position, the space between the big and little spoon where the fart travels upwards knocking the big spoon out.
Little spoon: *farts*
Big spoon: OMG, not again, that fart traveled right up fart alley into my nostrils!
Little spoon: *hehehe*
Big spoon: OMG, not again, that fart traveled right up fart alley into my nostrils!
Little spoon: *hehehe*
by Coffeeandcorgis July 19, 2021
Bacon that you find in an alley and subsequently consume despite warnings from your better judgment.
The only time Carla had bad bacon was when she ate alley bacon. It was salty, had gristly fat, and was of questionable authenticity.
by JiveMasterT June 05, 2013
A girl so amazing its hard to believe that she is actually real. She is so amazing and beautiful. She loves cuddles and is so sweet. If you’re dating an Alley, consider yourself taken for life because she is so loyal she will never leave your side. Her love is without quantity or condition. She will love you forever.
by Taken4Lif3 March 16, 2021
Someone who has big dreams has lots of friends is hilarious and a little boy crazy. She is a great friend to others and is very grateful if you had chance with Alley i would take it cause you would be missing out on so much!
by behappy! November 11, 2020