Alarm cock

When you are awoken by your partner giving you oral sex a few minutes before your actual alarm goes off.

I had to wake up extra early for work, fortunately my girlfriend was up early and she woke me up using the alarm cock.

by C Rizzle3 March 18, 2017

Alarm Cock

The act of waking your partner up by slapping her in the face with your semi erect penis.

Susie was well away his morning but she sold stirred when the alarm cock went!

by leej1973 April 26, 2017

alaree

Usually tall and blonde. With a great sence of humor and has green or blue eyes. Super sweet and smart.

Alaree is a great friend

by _______...... March 11, 2018

allurez

Allurez is the world's greatest jewelry retailer. They claimed to have had 1,000,000 customers right out of their 10 person operation. Allurez is NOT a website that sells sub-standard jewelry. Allurez does NOT buy jewelry from its competitors and resell it at a higher price. Allurez does NOT have customer service that posts the customer's information in a sex wanted ad on Craigslist, under the direction of the CEO.

Allurez? Well, see for yourself. You won't find anything useful about them on the internet.

by Shaggadelic McNatsy October 2, 2018

Alaun

Alaun a girl who is intelligent and very crafty with long curly hair and light brown skin she is usually nice unless you’re not nice to her she has awesome comebacks and is very brave and kind she is usually born in July

Alaun is crafty

And awesome

by Stevia October 20, 2018

Alarna

The most beautiful young lady on Earth, despite her insistence that she’s nothing special. She’s been through far more shit than she deserves but has come out as a mature, reliable woman that any man - or woman ;) - would be lucky to be with. She’s funny beyond belief, intelligent and stubborn as hell - you’ll never win an argument with Alarna unless she truly loves you. She hates to be the bad guy but just needs that support and love to get her to where she needs to be. I’m so proud of her.

Jack: I’m dating Alarna now *smiles*
Friend 1: Omg you’re such a cute couple!
Friend 2: I’m jealous of the sex they’re gonna have! Her stunning body and his massive cock are both just 🤪

by JayTralock June 8, 2019

alarmy

A weapon basically

He was looking kinda sketchy with his alarmy
He stabbed that guy with his alarmy

by RmationYT January 1, 2021