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leej1973's definitions
Alarm Cock
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The act of waking your
partner up
by slapping her
in the face
with your semi
erect penis
.
Susie was well away his
morning
but she sold
stirred
when
the alarm cock
went!
by
leej1973
April 26, 2017
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