Assed

(used to give emphasis) bad-assed, high-assed, tight-assed.

- I think it's time to put on a diet! Take a look! This T-shirt is freakin' tight-assed !!!

- Jogging everyday, and also eating a apple a day keeps the doctor away!

by William Warney December 14, 2010

assed

wen one rubs his or her ass on someone else

David assed Derek well

by David Schrbopples May 13, 2005

Aske

Best boi 100 percent would smash oh and good at warframe

Yo you know Aske??
Fuck yeah I do, he's great

by graces bread May 29, 2020

Ashed

The slang term for a sexual act where one stimulates the anus with a thumb during copulation. This move is usual performed in a clockwise motion.

"I Ashed her ass real good?"

by Albert Bino March 23, 2008

assed out

1. An unfortunate occurrence in which one gets shafted or lacks adequate resources to accomplish his mission.
2. An anal prolapse in which the sphincter muscle drops outside the anus into the medial space between the two buttocks.

1.You don't have a condon, B? I guess our assed out.
2.Damn, dog I'm assed out from these hemorrhoids. Get me some suppositories or some shit!

by flurky October 28, 2003

Assed

When you have sat/layed down and don't have the ability to get back up. This can happen in many ways. Ie:obesity, being stoned, extreme cases of laziness and even after getting rocked in a fist fight.

Dude, that last bowl just assed me. I can't get that brew for you.

by Dr.Awesomeballs69 May 14, 2014

askeered

derived from the phrase, "I scared,"
which is a modification of "I'm scared," which is a contraction of the phrase "I am scared."

Jim: are you ready to get punched in the throat?
Bill: nah, nigga...askeered.

by poon-matic-3000 May 13, 2005