Lagged ugly

When your game, PC, phone lagged so much that it's annoying but you want to swear politely.
Person 1: Bro my toaster lagged ugly
Person 2: What
by SirGeoji September 12, 2018
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Nut-Lag

When you bust a fat nut(s) so hard you feel like you have jet lag
Bro i nutted 5 times i have Nut-Lag
by shorbz_ December 17, 2019
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Disney lag

when you are exausted after a day at Disneyland.
dude, I slept like 20 hours after we went to Disneyland. It was a total case of Disney lag.
by superbadedgar March 05, 2011
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bar lag

The number of hours your day is offset by staying out until at least 4 am barhopping.
Dude, it's 1pm, we need to get moving! Why the hell are you still sleeping?

Sorry man, bar lag.
by Tommyt August 12, 2012
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Light lag

When vehicles stopped at a red light are preoccupied with things other than driving (cell phones typically), and spend extra time stopped before moving.
There was so much light lag, only three cars made it through the intersection
by Aeroscout January 16, 2023
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Coffee Lag

The time in the morning that's in between grabbing your cup of joe, and the caffeine kicking in. Usually spotted in drivers who don't seem to be "all there" during the morning rush. As if they grabbed their coffee when leaving the house and hopped into the car immediately, instead of waiting for the effect before driving.
On my way to work this morning, I must've passed ten people suffering from coffee lag, I don't know if they even saw me.
by The Car Passing You February 27, 2010
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hag-lag

to miss spending your midnightly hours with your special someone due to technical restructuring, personal disabilities or time zones.
getting their answers two days later just won't do it. just won't.
"she experienced a significant hag-lag in her communication efforts."
"he claimed to go through a hag-lag with his favourite site's new modus operandi."
by Krkič March 28, 2021
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