Woody

1. An erect penis
2. Slang for the city of Woodstock
3. A creepy, pedophilic, homosexual cowboy, typically found in children's bedrooms

That little boy from Woody just gave Woody a huge woody

by TheAnonomousUser May 23, 2024

woody

when you pull down a guys pants and his dick look so beat up that it appears that he masturbated his penis in and out of a tiny wooden squirrel hole while simultaneously being bitten by the squirrels that reside

he had a woody so he decided to stick his stiffy inside the poor squirrels home :(

by mountaingoat247 December 14, 2021

Woodie

A nickname given to someone Georgian after they keep on saying "What's up With it"

Charlie Redman: Hello

Dave: Hello With it
Charlie Redman: Hello woodie!!
Dave: Sure!

by hellowithit123 May 1, 2024

woody

a big 6ft 5 stud. They call him Daniel 'woody' Redwood

Oi woody, leaves those kids alone!

by Daniel 'woody' redwood February 10, 2022

hoodie-woody

Refers to your "reaction" when a gal playfully yanks your hoodie-strings to clinch up the hood around your nose and cover your eyes, and then pulls down your pants, causing Mr. Happy to "rise to the occasion" with the knowledge that something wonderful is about to happen in his general vicinity, even though you can't visually determine what activities the cutie has in mind.

Horny stud: I always get a major hoodie-woody whenever Tiffany pulls the bonnet-strings on my jacket, since I know she's got a killer blowjob in store for me.

by QuacksO March 4, 2018

Woody Ah Fuu

A definition can’t define him but he’s one of the realist person you’ll ever meet!

“Dad, I want to be Woody Ah Fuu when I grow up”.

by Anonymous Ah Fuu November 23, 2021

Toody Woody

To have have a raging erect penis,

To have a crazy boner

Dude, Franco i have a major Toody Woody right now.

Stop it babe, you’re giving me a toody woody.

by Bozos&Gizmo November 28, 2024