by Tboy13579 November 24, 2009
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Get the 50/50 kiss mug.21. Men like women to be into the same things they are into, but don't pretend to be Into the same things. Women don't expect men to like doing nails.
22. Men like to do things first before women. It makes them feel more important.
23. Men have higher body temperatures than women. Men are like portable heaters that snore.
24.If a man says, "I'll call you," and he doesn't, he didn't forget...he didn't lose your number...he didn't die. He just didn't want to call you.
25. Men compartmentalize everything. This means that is something doesn't fit into one of their brain catigories, they freak out and can't handle it.
26. Men only orgasm once during sex. Sucks for you
27. All men watch porn and masturbate, this is considered cool. Most women do to but won't admit it because it's ok for a man but shameful for a women.
28. Men are impatient. This means they hate it if women take a long time to get ready. But really it's their fault because they set up all these standards for how a woman should look.
29. Men think they are smarter then women and have them figured out. Women just let them think that because if they really understood the complexity of being a woman their tiny stupid male brains would explode.
30. Men want to date a whore but marry an innocent virgin.
22. Men like to do things first before women. It makes them feel more important.
23. Men have higher body temperatures than women. Men are like portable heaters that snore.
24.If a man says, "I'll call you," and he doesn't, he didn't forget...he didn't lose your number...he didn't die. He just didn't want to call you.
25. Men compartmentalize everything. This means that is something doesn't fit into one of their brain catigories, they freak out and can't handle it.
26. Men only orgasm once during sex. Sucks for you
27. All men watch porn and masturbate, this is considered cool. Most women do to but won't admit it because it's ok for a man but shameful for a women.
28. Men are impatient. This means they hate it if women take a long time to get ready. But really it's their fault because they set up all these standards for how a woman should look.
29. Men think they are smarter then women and have them figured out. Women just let them think that because if they really understood the complexity of being a woman their tiny stupid male brains would explode.
30. Men want to date a whore but marry an innocent virgin.
by Sexy blonde chick December 31, 2014
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Most people learn after being shot that they may wish to change the way they act, in order to avoid being shot again. This was not the case for 'Fiddy', leading to the common expression 'like Fiddy'.
Most people learn after being shot that they may wish to change the way they act, in order to avoid being shot again. This was not the case for 'Fiddy', leading to the common expression 'like Fiddy'.
1) I stole 50 Cent's gun, but I'm going to return it to him. One bullet at a time.
2) Wake up and smell the coffee! Everyone at this school hates you. Dude, you are like Fiddy.
2) Wake up and smell the coffee! Everyone at this school hates you. Dude, you are like Fiddy.
by D-D-D-D-Unit!!! October 16, 2006
Get the 50 cent mug.If you say you are 50 percent single it means that you and a member of the opposite sex have agreed that you like each other but you are not going out.
Joe: I really like you..
Natalia: I really like you too
Natalia: but i dont think we should go out...
Joe: me nither...we could be 50% single
Natalia: yeaa
Natalia: I really like you too
Natalia: but i dont think we should go out...
Joe: me nither...we could be 50% single
Natalia: yeaa
by Natalie ♥ July 24, 2007
Get the 50% single mug.A .50 caliber pistol cartrige that, due to action movies and video games, has recieves more merit and admiration than it deserves. The most popular pistol in .50 AE is the large, intimidating Desert Eagle. In reality, .50 AE weapons are very impractical and overly powerful. The recoil and noise are too much for most shooters, and the large diameter of the round limits the capacity. For example, the .357 Magnum Desert Eagle holds 9 rounds, as opposed to the variant in .50 Action Express which holds 7. Why sacrifice two rounds for a needlessly big bulet, when you could have two more in the proven stopper caliber of .357 Magnum. Think about that next time you see 'Eraser' or 'The Last Action Hero.' The .50 AE is a needless overkill.
by JoeBob August 30, 2003
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A traitor for being yet another ice boy who pimps out a perverted version of hip-hop to those who could care less about it
Probably happy that we are still taking time to talk about him (it won't last too much longer).
Funny fact: Curtis Jackson learned the meaning of his hit song "Wanksta" by being called one.
A traitor for being yet another ice boy who pimps out a perverted version of hip-hop to those who could care less about it
Probably happy that we are still taking time to talk about him (it won't last too much longer).
Funny fact: Curtis Jackson learned the meaning of his hit song "Wanksta" by being called one.
by Devinsdad May 16, 2006
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