Choke and Poke

The act of using one's forearm to choke a lady whilst fingerbanging her at the same time.

"How was last night?"
"Great, things got a little freaky."
"Yea?"
"Yea, started with a little biting. Next thing I know I am giving her the ol' choke and poke"
"Your father would be proud son"

by McGarnigal May 8, 2009

poke

A stupid or bad thing or the action of doing a stupid or bad thing, or the person who is doing the stupid or bad thing.

Your alarm clock goes and you dont feel like getting up for work. So you might say "what a poke"

Or if someone is doing something stupid you would say "you are poking yourself"

by Geron January 29, 2008

cleavage poke

where a guy sticks his finger ect. between a woman's cleavage usually with out her wanting him to.After which the guy may have to run ect.

Kathy got a cleavage poke.

by Deep blue 2012 April 17, 2010

Poke A Pig

Another way of saying "smoke a cig".

"ay man wanna go poke a pig?"

by The Dirty Dove February 23, 2012

bro poke

When you spooning with your bro and you rock a semi chub

Dude #1 - Woah, dude what was that!?

Dude #2 - Oh don't worry, man it's just a bro poke

by turtledong January 16, 2015

chocolate poke

The act of shitting inside a girls vagina then having sex with her.

Karina and Shaun were exhausted from their Chocolate Poke

Nancy didnt enjoy Jakes chocolate while he poked her.

by Nostarz May 27, 2016

selective poking

When you have many pokes to reply to on Facebook, and you choose to reply to only certain ones to save time.

Katie-I poked you months ago and you still haven't replied!
Jessie-I've been selective poking, I had too many, but you're next, I promise!

by sillyolivia April 26, 2011