Messi vs IShowSpeed
by Random Words & Definitions November 22, 2023
Get the Messi vs IShowSpeedmug. You take a girl back to her place, get into the bedroom, donkey kick her in the fucking teeth, and leave through the fire escape
Yo, I gave this girl the hardest Messi-Ronaldo last night. She called me the next day, but I couldn’t figure out what she wanted, so I went back and gave her another Messi-Ronaldo.
by Messi-Ronaldo ;) April 15, 2019
Get the Messi-Ronaldomug. A drunk white girl that is usually reserved and quiet but after a few drinks becomes loud, outgoing and likely to give people a piece of her mind with absolutely no empathy. Not normally a drinker, the “messy Kaitlin” becomes intoxicated quickly.
The new girl from accounts came to the work function, threw down 3 Long Island iced teas and turned into a “ messy Kaitlin”. She even called her boss a gnome before she became unwell and had to get a taxi home.
by The Zurnich July 27, 2023
Get the Messy Kaitlinmug. Messi youngest son is named Ronaldo. Fun fact: his wife gave birth to him while Messi won his 7th ballon dor.
It means when you give your child the name of your "dog" or "rival" or someone who thinks they are better than you but really arent.
It means when you give your child the name of your "dog" or "rival" or someone who thinks they are better than you but really arent.
by Fcbottle_ follow me twt August 11, 2022
Get the Messi youngest sonmug. by M8888S| November 24, 2023
Get the leo messimug. by poggershoggers May 8, 2021
Get the Messy Pablomug. Literally the best footballer in the world. 8 FAIR ballon d'ors and an insane amount of G/A's that surpass the "complete" footballer, Cristiano Ronaldo.
Has a loyal fanbase. Also is very humble.
Some Ronaldo fans call him Pessi because they have infested their brains with football troll face edits and brainrot and cant defend their idol Cristiano Ronaldo because Messi is more superior in awards and trophy.
And some call him FIFA boy considering the fact that CR7 has more UEFA special awards, Maradona award and Player Of the Century award. (all from FIFA)
Has a loyal fanbase. Also is very humble.
Some Ronaldo fans call him Pessi because they have infested their brains with football troll face edits and brainrot and cant defend their idol Cristiano Ronaldo because Messi is more superior in awards and trophy.
And some call him FIFA boy considering the fact that CR7 has more UEFA special awards, Maradona award and Player Of the Century award. (all from FIFA)
1: "Lionel Messi is the best footballer in the world"
2: "Lionel Messi vs CR7 isn't even a debate. Messi wins"
2: "Lionel Messi vs CR7 isn't even a debate. Messi wins"
by barca09 March 12, 2025
Get the Lionel Messimug.