When the level and or frequency of alcohol consumption causes the effects of alcohol to become permanent.
Gomer: Eh yo! We gonna get wet brain this weekend?
Leroy: Hell ya buddy, wetter than a sea otters fur!
Leroy: Hell ya buddy, wetter than a sea otters fur!
by BugLamp August 6, 2023
Get the Wet Brain mug.by RoseRed669 January 27, 2023
Get the Jäger Brain mug.The tendency for a normally smart and well-adjusted black American to suddenly and inexplicably become hostile or incapable of rational thought. Often happens during puberty or during their late teens/early 20's. Once afflicted, the symptoms tend to be irreversible. Symptoms include becoming hyper religious, falling for black nationalist rhetoric, becoming physically violent, throwing away close friendships with anyone who isn't dumb and ignorant, and generally giving black Americans as a whole a bad name.
Bill: Yo, you hear what happened to Karmelo?
Kai: I haven't heard from him in years. Dude was always pretty chill and fun to hang out with. What happened?
Bill: He got a bad case of nigger brain. Stabbed a kid at a track meet out of nowhere for no reason.
Kai: You serious? Bro, what is up with all these cases of nigger brain? Is it an actual disease or something?
Bill: Must be. We all know he's not the only young black person to flip their lid and go crazy over nothing out of nowhere.
Kai: I haven't heard from him in years. Dude was always pretty chill and fun to hang out with. What happened?
Bill: He got a bad case of nigger brain. Stabbed a kid at a track meet out of nowhere for no reason.
Kai: You serious? Bro, what is up with all these cases of nigger brain? Is it an actual disease or something?
Bill: Must be. We all know he's not the only young black person to flip their lid and go crazy over nothing out of nowhere.
by YouKnowItsReal May 29, 2025
Get the Nigger Brain mug.A term coined by the shared phenomenon that people who work in tech desire to quit their jobs and go live in the woods or return to nature. The idea that what tech work involves is so physically opposed to what we do as humans, that it compels us to change our lives dramatically and go live in the woods.
by Rosemoth March 14, 2021
Get the Drifter’s Brain mug.An individual who is narrow minded and uncaring about impact other than their own delusional view or belief. Often causing harm, screaming incoherently with no sense and unable to have a single selfless thought.
That tiny brain’s bitch threw shade at a man who got shot for sharing an opinion. Those tiny brain’d people cut a man’s hands off for stealing when they stole all his money.
by Aknownmouse September 11, 2025
Get the Tiny Brain mug.A necessary component of one's body that allows the user to form logical thoughts and perform actions. Recent studies report that people's sisters are the only known organisms that can live without a brain. Instead, inside their heads are pieces of big chungus's belly fat, which creates the power of stupidity which feeds their damned souls.
Doctor: What are your hobbies?
Stupid sister: NyAAaaAAaAA
Brother: What's wrong with her, Doc?
Doctor: I'm afraid she has no brain at all. I'm sorry. There's nothing we can do.
Brother: What's that like?
Docter: It's like she has autism and down syndrome and times that by 1000.
Stupid sister: NyAAaaAAaAA
Brother: What's wrong with her, Doc?
Doctor: I'm afraid she has no brain at all. I'm sorry. There's nothing we can do.
Brother: What's that like?
Docter: It's like she has autism and down syndrome and times that by 1000.
by xXNeedForWeedXx July 29, 2019
Get the brain mug.People with FiveM Brain:
Speak like NPCs stuck in RP mode 24/7.
Repeat the same dead insults: “random,” “ig,” “b4b,” “smd,” “fuck is you talkin’ bout,” “dickrider.”
Use “ig” to dodge any insult instead of forming a real sentence.
Get mad if you talk about real life — they only want to talk about FiveM, Discord, or their fake “city beef.”
Discord & Online Traits
Their Discords look identical:
Random rapper or e-girl pfps (bonus points if it’s blurry).
“#/# PC checks passed/failed.”
Bios full of ego and fake confidence: “I’m HIM”, “no Ls taken”, and 20 random emojis.
They’re also two-faced losers who act friendly one second, then backstab you in another Discord for clout.
The E-Dater Syndrome
FiveM Brains almost always evolve into cringe e-daters:
They fall for voices using VoiceMeeter or GoXLR, acting like a mic filter equals attractiveness.
Don’t care what someone looks like IRL — as long as they sound “bad” or “tough.”
Spend 12+ hours in Discord calls fake-flirting with people they’ve never seen.
Think “Discord relationships” are real love stories.
Girls in this scene are just as bad — wannabe ghetto, fake accents, acting “street” while living in suburbs, using slang they don’t even understand.
Long-Term Effects
Prolonged exposure to FiveM or its community can cause:
Loss of critical thinking.
No real social awareness.
Permanent delusion of being relevant.
Brain decay from constant exposure to “random” and “ig.”
Speak like NPCs stuck in RP mode 24/7.
Repeat the same dead insults: “random,” “ig,” “b4b,” “smd,” “fuck is you talkin’ bout,” “dickrider.”
Use “ig” to dodge any insult instead of forming a real sentence.
Get mad if you talk about real life — they only want to talk about FiveM, Discord, or their fake “city beef.”
Discord & Online Traits
Their Discords look identical:
Random rapper or e-girl pfps (bonus points if it’s blurry).
“#/# PC checks passed/failed.”
Bios full of ego and fake confidence: “I’m HIM”, “no Ls taken”, and 20 random emojis.
They’re also two-faced losers who act friendly one second, then backstab you in another Discord for clout.
The E-Dater Syndrome
FiveM Brains almost always evolve into cringe e-daters:
They fall for voices using VoiceMeeter or GoXLR, acting like a mic filter equals attractiveness.
Don’t care what someone looks like IRL — as long as they sound “bad” or “tough.”
Spend 12+ hours in Discord calls fake-flirting with people they’ve never seen.
Think “Discord relationships” are real love stories.
Girls in this scene are just as bad — wannabe ghetto, fake accents, acting “street” while living in suburbs, using slang they don’t even understand.
Long-Term Effects
Prolonged exposure to FiveM or its community can cause:
Loss of critical thinking.
No real social awareness.
Permanent delusion of being relevant.
Brain decay from constant exposure to “random” and “ig.”
Example: “He talks like an NPC and cries over his Discord girl — classic FiveM Brain PT 2.”
Example:
“Bro, what do you do in real life?”
Response: “LMAOO random, ig u broke.” (FiveM Brain detected)
Final Thoughts
The FiveM community is easily one of the cringiest on the internet — a mix of wannabe thugs, fake gangsters, e-daters, and Discord addicts who think having a 2015 account means status.
They can’t talk about real life without short-circuiting, and they think “Discord beef” equals power.
In reality, they’re just a bunch of lowlife rejects living in a fake world.
Example:
“This user is suspected to be part of a __ organization, please report any information to __.”
Accounts made in 2015 that they brag about like it’s an achievement.
Example: Copy a fake “NYC thug” personality even though they’ve never been outside their state.
Example:
“Bro, what do you do in real life?”
Response: “LMAOO random, ig u broke.” (FiveM Brain detected)
Final Thoughts
The FiveM community is easily one of the cringiest on the internet — a mix of wannabe thugs, fake gangsters, e-daters, and Discord addicts who think having a 2015 account means status.
They can’t talk about real life without short-circuiting, and they think “Discord beef” equals power.
In reality, they’re just a bunch of lowlife rejects living in a fake world.
Example:
“This user is suspected to be part of a __ organization, please report any information to __.”
Accounts made in 2015 that they brag about like it’s an achievement.
Example: Copy a fake “NYC thug” personality even though they’ve never been outside their state.
by FiveMKidsAreDweebs October 7, 2025
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