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Edward Kushner Hands

taping one hand to your penis and the other hand to a 40. Then drinking the 40 as fast a possible and trying to jack off before you pass out
no one finished because they played Edward Kushner Hands last night.
by @$!AN August 1, 2011
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hand over fist

energetically and rapidly
by The Return of Light Joker March 23, 2010
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baby bird hands

Handling someone/something with the upmost care. Being gentle.
Traveling with Rob is such a crapshoot that his delivery needs to be handled with Baby Bird Hands.
by Rehobothboy4life April 20, 2017
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Second Hand iPod

Any person who sings the song currently playing on their iPod wanting to let the whole world know how bad their singing talent is.
Ugh, that girls being a Second Hand iPod.
by LiberalMania April 7, 2009
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kool-aid hands

When your making some sweet kool-aid. Then you have the powder on your hands, then you get em wet. You have came down with a case of kool-aid hands.
"Steve" You want me to make some kool-aid.
"John" Sure, hey don't get kool-aid hands like last time.
by MCTallyWhacker November 17, 2005
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Extreme Hand-Holding

1. noun: Any act of cuddling beyond normal, chill holding hands. This can include full-contact cuddling, kissing, making out, or sex. It is often used to deter nosy friends, (see example 1.) when they want to know more about your relationship than they should.

2. noun: A rare case is actually when a couple is holding hands--and nothing else--but has manage to warp it into something incredibly sexual. Interesting to watch. This form of extreme hand-holding should perhaps be it's own fetish.
"Hey! What did you and _____ do last night??" -Nosy Friend
"Nothing much, a little extreme hand-holding." -Friend in Relationship
(Conversation ends, nosy friend thwarted)

DuDe!!1! Look at those two! I had no idea you could get THAT into holding hands.... extreme hand-holding ftw.
by Ronoth April 28, 2011
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Second-hand fuck

When a man ejaculates onto an inanimate object, which somehow finds it's way into a woman's vagina, and the woman becomes pregnant.
"The cheerios say you're the father"

"What?"

"Yeah, second-hand fuck is a bitch"
by Yarchonis March 26, 2009
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