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Top Bastard

Someone who makes girls fall in love with them and then destroys their entire existence.
Did you see sulaimaan that “Top Bastard” make her infertile after the stress he caused

That guy has a “Top Bastard” condition
by Shush6363 November 26, 2023
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Mountain Top Bukoki

The Mountain Top Bukoki is when a tall woman stands with both arms up and together to form a Mountain while a group of men all ejaculate on her hands and let it run down to form snow mounds.
My wife loves the mountains so me and all of my friends turn her into one by doing the Mountain Top Bukoki.
by 417wsm February 16, 2023
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the four tops

An amazing Motown group with FOUR good looking black dudes with amazing voices
Motown= informal name for Detroit
Black=dark skinned. Usually called African american but I just say black

Good looking= cute. Easy on the eyes. Enjoyable faces.
Amazing voices= better than the average singer. Can hit notes that are hard for most people
BTW I'm like twelve and my grandpa listens to them. He's also black but from new york
Songs by the four tops include: ask the lonely baby I need your loving reach out I'll be there ain't no woman
by and-my-name-is-TUPAC May 5, 2015
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top milf

Riley's mom, normally the hottest milf around
Damn that chick is hot, must be Riley's mom, what a top milf
by Cum sandwich enjoyer December 27, 2022
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Top n’ luxury

Yo I’m curbin swerving tryna top n’ luxury
by Districk September 15, 2019
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Salisbury Top Hat

Like a Blumpkin, but instead it’s eating a girl out while she takes a shit.
“He gave me a Salisbury Top Hat on our first date! He’s a keeper.”

What is that?”

“it’s when eat a girl out while she’s taking a shit...”

“Wow you should buy him a ring!”
by Salisbury lover June 29, 2019
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Muffin topping

When someone takes a top of a muffin, places it Over top of a ass whole and the person farts the muffin top into the others mouth.
Yo me and Sam went muffin topping together last week, had a godly time.
by Top muffin topper December 3, 2019
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