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The nut virus

You contract the virus the first time you nut and after you nut the first time you will always be trying to jerk off. It don’t matter if you’ve survived NNN you will eventually succumb to the virus and chase the nut. Usually the Nut Virus is fueled by the hornet and no young man can escape it until the reach adult hood where the virus weakens but still lays there. In some the virus is much worse than in others but all who have nutted gave contracted the virus.
Friend 1: has your little brother fallen sick yet
Friend 2: yes I unfortunately have walked in on him Twix’s this week the Nut Virus is strong in him
Friend 1: he might need a girl to really pop that expanding ballon if horniness he’s got ever since he nutted last month for the first time.
by Antwan Guzzels August 24, 2020
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Ill Nut

Ricky: oh that was the ill nut babe.
by reggie johnson the kid April 30, 2012
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Deez Nuts

A popular thing saying in a vine app
Guy: Guess what came in the mail
Person: what?
Guy: DEEZ NUTS
by MattFuckinfSmith March 12, 2016
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Religious Nut

Official Definition from the United Church of Christ: "Religious nuts have ideas that are preposterous and meaningless to all but them. They carry a Bible (or other supposed authority) in their hands to proclaim their authenticity and are an embarrassment to the very words of that holy book".

Jesus was not a "religious nut". He never said to worship him, but merely be a good person and help others to enjoy a happy life. The scriptures venerate wisdom, reason, and above all, love and charity! Jesus wore a peasant's cloak and rode a donkey as a sign his humility. He wasn't a lunatic TV con artist in a $800K suit, sporting a $65M super-jet, and $200M mansion staffed with Playboy Bunnies !!!
A "Religious Nuts" don't fall far from the tree!
by DOOMSDAY X January 5, 2023
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nut puppy

When you give a child a blowjob you sick fuck.
Gabriel got a big surprise when he accepted the nut puppy from the man behind the alley.
by Littlebigbitch March 13, 2018
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nuts mode

Boyfriend definition : A boyfriend who will enter an epic level of study mode. He is a beastly mother fucker at this point, and will get shit done on time to have massive amounts of sex with his girlfriend when the semester ends. Though it seems like a great mode to be in, a person in this mode will face many challenges. He will be in a state of trance and can kill any human being that slams the door on the quiet room or is too loud in the research commons. He rejects people who asks to bum a cigarette and tells them to take their penis and put it in their buttholes and leave. This type of psychology is known as the fight mode, in comparison to the flight mode.
Tony is in nuts mode. When school is over, I bet i will not be walking.
by fignation March 21, 2016
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deez nuts

a shit insult from 2021 made by a bunch of unfunny inbred american twats
by americaslanderer January 16, 2022
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