Straight sized

A person whose clothing size falls within the standard size range offered by most clothing stores. In the U.S., straight sizes typically range from 0 to 12, though some brands extend this to a size 16. Sizes 12 through 18 are sometimes considered mid-sized, while size 20 and above is generally considered plus-sized. These ranges my vary by brand and region.

As a plus-sized person, I can not shop for clothes in most stores. My straight sized sister has a smaller size than me. Most stores carry her size.

by CestBo November 5, 2024

Straight John Porkin’ it

When you flicker jelq whilst wearing a John Pork Mask

Cristian: ‘I’m straight John Porkin’ it’
Toby: ‘Me too big boy’

by StraightJohnPorking December 3, 2024

straightforward guy

A lust-crazed stud who's being totally "open 'n' honest" regarding his tongue-lolling interest in a hot chick, in dat he's stark-naked and his "downstairs tongue" is majorly "lolling" as well --- i.e., da "object of his desire" is both stiffly-extended parallel with da ground and sticking out directly ahead of his abdomen, in eager readiness to be inserted into said luscious looker's equally-juicy love-tunnel.

Telling yer teenage-sweetie's "paw" dat you're a 100% straightforward guy may not actually instill much confidence in said watchful/protective parent's mind, in dat (A) he himself was a teenage lad once, and so he knows only too well how hot they can get between their legs, and (B) he'll be able to easily see da massive crotch-bulge dat you're "obviously" sporting, and so he may think twice about whether he's okay with your palling around with his "little pumpkin" unsupervised! :P

by QuacksO January 21, 2025

straightphobic

A word made up by whiny straight (heterosexual) people to make it sound like they are oppressed.

Often used on tiktok during shipping discourse by annoying straight people when anyone mentions hating a certain straight ship.

girl 1: "UGH you are so straightphobic because you hate *insert straight ship*"
girl 2: "no, i hate it because it's incest"

by ActuallyCamie February 4, 2025

Straight Lines

The non famous saying that Arnie dosnt say in the 1980’s classic The Terminator

Hey Dave, is that the one where Arnie says “straight lines” in an Austrian accent.

by Mystikal 234 January 28, 2026

Straight Beaver

Getting head by a girl with huge front teeth

This bih gave straight beaver on my log yesterday

by Mr. WiggelySteel March 3, 2026

Straight

Meaning: fine and or satisfied

“I’m straight, what’s the plans for today.”

“Nah we both straight, don’t worry we good!”

by By Tissann Joy March 19, 2026