Jakeb

A mummy's boy. is nice at first but that's very deceiving. will back stab you, use you and lie to you. will turn it around and make it your fault, always. tries to make you jealous, and can be a real ass. thinks he is king shit and good at everything.

don't even go there, he seems like a real Jakeb.

by morrie121 July 25, 2010

jaken

The ultimate smartest person you'll meet. The Queen of grammar. Someone who sometimes whispers to weird things like lightposts or smartie boxes.

"Shake your head jaken"

by you know October 31, 2004

Jakeem

A type of bug. It is a rare species of arachnid mixed with a praying mantis and a cricket. Also has a fetish for boobs

Wow Frank, look under that rock!! It's a Jakeem!

by asswann May 24, 2017

jakearchambault

He is very sexy, with amazing blue eyes. And he has like 3 tatoos and is very sexy. he is very talented and plays in a band and plays the guitar. He had 5 years of high school, but no matter, he was still my favorite person in Garbarinos bio class. He loves Jenn's artwork and is very supportive of her wanting to become a tattooist. He is very nice and can totally rock out. he claims he has met katvond and ami james and yoji and the rest of that gang, but jenn begs to differ, because she would secretly be jealouse if she were ro find out it was true. Jakearchambault always put his schoolwork upon the back filing cabinet in bio. He will be forever rememberd by parsippany high school for his coolness, attractiveness, personality, and awesomeness. He is missed dearly.

"Heyy jakearchambault, what's up?"
"lol, do you like my chicken man?"
"What is that? lol"
"Its a chicken nugget on my pencil, and it has mayo eyes, cool huh?"
"fuck yes"
a week later...
"hey jakearchambault! wheres your chicken man?"
"its in my locker"
"lol"

by Michael Gatto October 8, 2008

Jaked

When making out/hooking up with a chick, to leave her stranded between 1st and 2nd base (aka 'give er the shortstop')

"dude, i totally jaked that hoes ass last night!"

by Highpod February 26, 2010

Jakeb

Jakeb's usually have little to no social skills, they usually don't understand the difference between what's right and what's wrong and they usually only think about themselves

Stop been such a Jakeb

by Chubbybrokelyf May 18, 2014

Jakey Bear

An awesome cuddly guy named Jacob. He is sweet, romantic, passionate etc. This is a name your girlfriend gives you.

Oh, Jakey bear, i love you so much!<3

by jrawrzky April 22, 2011