Touchdown Jesus

A) A holier than thou fan of football
B) Someone who believes that everyone should win in football and you should never be upset if your team loses.
C) Person who thinks his favorite team, coach, player are above any reproach because of the jersey he/she wears.

I was talking smack with a rival team when some Touchdown Jesus said, "Hey don't be rude. They just lost a big game"

I posted online that I think they should cut/fire this guy after he cost us the game. The message board resident Touchdown Jesus disagrees and thinks the guy just had a bad day.

Touchdown Jesus by MLB Knights September 13, 2010

Zesty Jesus 

Sexiest man on earth with a mission to preach truth about everything, from ice cream flavors to video game cosmetics. Even despite being hated by many.

"Zesty Jesus's new video was fire! I've never seen such a based take on a video game weapon!"

Zesty Jesus by Harount13 June 15, 2022

come to jesus 

v. To acquire Christianity as one's religion

"Yeah, Christina was such a sinner 'til she came to Jesus."

come to jesus by mciml2 July 29, 2004

fluff your jesus 

When you have a statue of Jesus and you use a dustbuster on it.

"Dude, that Jesus needs fluffing."
"Dude, I'm gonna fluff my Jesus."

£

fluff your jesus by Soiled Undergarment July 9, 2003

Doo Doo Jesus 

something you say when shit goes fuck

"I just dropped my iPhone. Doo doo Jesus."

Doo Doo Jesus by kriss kross February 29, 2008

Hairy Jesus

A woman with a hairy vagina

Person 1: Man that woman is sexy

Person 2: Yeh, but she's probably a hairy jesus

Hairy Jesus by Eden Whetham August 26, 2008

Sneaky Jesus 

A hidden theme of Christianity in media such as films, music, and novels.

"Wait, this is...DEAR GOD IT WAS A SNEAKY JESUS ALL ALONG!" - Bamboozled Audience Member

Sneaky Jesus by Larry Lizard March 25, 2011