Judas Fart

A Judas Fart is when you have to shit really bad, but you trust a fart to maneuver around the turd for some relief. But instead the fart betrays you like Judas did to Jesus, and causes you to shit yourself.

“Dude I had to shit so bad and I trusted a fart to sneak by, but turns out it was a Judas Fart and I crapped myself.

by DadKum69 July 24, 2021

recycled fart

when you lay butt to butt with someone in bed and you fart it goes into their butt and they fart it out!

My husband and I recycled farts last night.

by Ice_365 February 17, 2015

Found fart

A fart that you don't know exists till you walk through it and get a smell, and usually the farter is long gone.
The fart remains invisibly hovering for example in a hall till it disipates.

A just walked through a found fart outside in the hall.

by Judge dredd7 August 14, 2012

Scuba Fart

A fart bubble that is searching for a way out of very tight pants.

My pants are so tight, the scuba fart released a bubble that traveled up the small of my back .

by nicajima December 11, 2017

fart cake

Fart Cake. A funny backhanded way of calling someone a piece of shit.

Dude #1; Dude, did that guy just cut in line in front of you?
Dude #2; Yup, what a fart cake!

by Bauxb August 11, 2016

Fart box

A fart box is a closed space or room with a door that is totally consumed with a fart. When this said closed space is opened up the only thing you smell is that fart.

P1: “Man I just totally created a fart box in the shower! Do not go in there for awhile.”
P2: “Didn’t need to know that but thanks for sharing.”

by blackkitty00 December 25, 2019

Vape Fart

Smelly bad gas. That one gets from vaping too much.

-Who the fuck vaped in here?
How can you tell someone vaped?

-Only a vape fart can smell this bad.

by bapelsin October 21, 2020