National Floof Day

On September 6th, all felines are celebrated! Go ahead and adopt a cat on September 6th!

“Yo dude, what’s the date today?”
“September 6th. Why?”
“OMG IT’S NATIONAL FLOOF DAY! QUICK, FIND A CAT RESCUE PLACE NOW!”
“You’ve already adopted 16 cats on this day! We’re done?
Yeah they got a 17th cat 🤣

by KittenFloof165 February 2, 2024

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Third Floor

When someone stays on Third Floor it means they were in a psychiatric unit at a hospital for mental health reasons

“I stayed on third floor for a month until i finally felt better.”

by Rina bee November 15, 2023

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top floor boss

a name Destroy Lonely uses to call himself. A top floor boss is someone who doesnt work for anyone else or a rich person.

im tha top floor top floor top floor top floor top floor top floor boss

by ser6phina November 21, 2023

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pussy floof

When the crotch of a woman's pants doesn't align with her actual crotch leaving a good inch or more of fabric between her legs. During foreplay a person may think they are hitting the spot but only grasping the void leading to confusion and dissatisfaction.

These leggings are so uncomfortable. I pull them up all the way, but they start to sag throughout the day leading to all this pussy floof.

by Hotnurse2020 March 21, 2024

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Sex flood

1. (Noun) the puddles of juices left after an intense sex session

2. (Verb) the act of turning a mattress into a swamp with all your human sauces

Guy1: If you are dating her, why did you get a hotel room with two beds?

Guy2: so we don’t have to sleep in the “sex flood”. We made such a mess it was like an inside-out water bed.

by BettyYellowSplash April 2, 2024

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