Ball Choker Pants

Ball Choker Pants
Guy pants that are so tight; thus cutting off circulation to his penis. There by killing off all his sperm and any chance of him getting erection.

Nate wearing those ball choker pants is probably the best thing for human genome.

Looks like Nathan's Dominatrix , is punishing him by making him wear those ball choker pants.

Nate's girlfriend when Monica Lewinsky on his nuts. But, instead of cutting them off she switch out his tight pant for ball choker pants.

by Ice86 November 30, 2022

Captain sappy pants

Someone is like a sap but the king of saps

Elisha your a proper captain sappy pants

by Captain parcel pants January 5, 2020

Ante Pante

Ante Pante is someone who likes to take long walks. This person will also like to flop around on the ground like a fish.
BE WARE!

OH NO a Ante Pante is nearby!

by AgnesoBanana November 18, 2018

ransom in your pants

It's kinda bubbling your canvas in a commonplace

Hey, bud, gotcha with ransom in your pants!

by BBourbonStriit July 7, 2017

Dorkus Pants

A guy who doesn't know a super ridiculously awesome girl when he comes across her.

I can't believe that dorkus pants tried to get his cock out on the internet again.

by Tripleswirl May 24, 2010

Beer Pants

The act of pouring a beer down one's pants and underpants, usually done when the pourer is too intoxicated to feel the temperature of the beer.

James did a beer pants at Luca's house the other night.

by martdevitto January 24, 2024

Jody Girl Pants

Any type of pants that you would not normally wear, as they are not your style and you would probably make fun of anyone else wearing them, yet you would wear them to impress a girl no matter how stupid they look.

Look at Billy wearing his Jody Girl Pants, he must be going on a date.

by BFBill March 24, 2024