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parkerson 

Described as a brawny man with quite a large cock. Usually proclaims that people are gay. Thinks outside the box and knows a plethora of sexual facts, jokes, etc. Feel free calling this person daddy because he is a patriarchal beacon of light. You can pretty much refer to this person as a god.
Oh my shit dude you’re basically a Parkerson!
Or
Yo dude chill out! Use a Parkerson state of mind!
parkerson by stayfrosty42069 December 29, 2017
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When someone has really bad ADHD
Tyler: Yo what’s wrong with Drew.
Will: Oh nothing he just has Parkin.
Parkin by Jack_Mehoff123 November 19, 2018

costanza parking 

getting the best parking spot, usually located directly in front of the doors of the desired destination
dude look at this costanza parking

i pulled a costanza parking spot
costanza parking by dun worry February 11, 2008

Hazard Parking 

A term used to describe using your car's hazard lights as an excuse to double park or otherwise illegally park your vechicle when there's no spaces available.
Tim: Man, there's no spaces left, but I really want to run in and get a sandwich!

Joe: So, turn on your emergency lights and do some hazard parking in front of the store! I'm hungry!
Hazard Parking by Dizzy Louie March 24, 2012

Francis W. Parker Robotics Club 

The Francis W. Parker Robotics Club is one of the most elite and secretive organizations in the United States. The club meets in the famed Room 181 of the Francis W. Parker School in Chicago.

The FWP Robotics Club was first founded in 592 B.C. and had meeting places throughout Europe and the Middle East. It wasn’t until World War I that the club moved its headquarters to Chicago, Illinois.

Aside from Room 181, the FWP Robotics Club owns many properties around the world like the Venetia diamond mine in the Limpopo Province of South Africa and the Lavaux vineyards in Switzerland. The club is well known for having an impeccable wine collection including drinks such as the Chateau Lafite 1787 ($156,450) and Chateau Margaux 1787 ($225,000).

Room 181 contains over 600 sublevels. Due to the secrecy of Room 181 rumors have been made such as that it is the true birthplace of Jesus Christ and that he is buried on sublevel 542.

Rumor has it that they built a 22-mile particle accelerator underneath the Chicago neighborhood of Lincoln Park where they are safely producing 12 grams of Antihydrogen particles a day ($7.5 Quadrillion). With this wealth, the club plans to ruin the world economy and purchase the entire continent of Asia.

They never catch any fucking L's and have way too much money. With a net worth of over $189.3 Octillion and a history going back nearly 3000 years, the Francis W. Parker Robotics team is one of the most incredible high school organizations in U.S. history.
Some fool that's not in the FWP Robotics Club: "Did you hear that Edward Snowden leaked private "National Security Agency" files to the American people!?!

Francis W. Parker Robotics Club Member: "Yes, that was definitely Edward Snowden who did that"

blowjob in a parking lot 

the lowest of the low on the skank rating scale. usually reseved to the attention starved stripper type with low self esteem that's trying to get on every cock she sees not belonging to the disillusioned loser who thinks he's actually dating her and actually thinks he is her boyfriend.
Man who the fuck does that girl think she is walking around like she's all that!!?!? Meanwhile everyone knows she's nothing more than a blowjob in a parking lot!