potato

Primarily describes the potato-like countenance of a mid-Ford van but can be extended to first and third gen also.

That potato is going to overheat before it makes it to the top of Angeles Crest.

by Dignitiondead February 23, 2021

Potato

An extremely offensive term used as hate speech against people of color

James: can you pass me the orange juice?

Rebecca: no because you're a potato.

Carlos: Dame el jugo, por favor.

Stephanie: yikes not you speaking potato

by Zabej February 27, 2023

Potato

The best thing you can be

IMA POTATO

by Potato~Chan July 10, 2019

hide the potato

So, hide the potato (HTP) is a popular game in Florida (especially South Florida) where you get as big a potato possible and shove it up your butt. Some brave souls even try two!

Today, on my agenda, was a trip to Publix, in order to find the best, the biggest, and juiciest potato in order to shove up my rear for absolute pure ecstasy. Ahhhh! Oooh! Soooo fulfilling! Yep, I’m going straight to Hell. It happens. I’ve just got to hide the potato.

by Purplenado March 7, 2023

potato alarm clock

When someone wakes you up by shoving a potato up your ass, removes it, and makes mashed potatoes with it.

Logan woke up to a potato alarm clock on the day of thanksgiving. Those mashed potatoes were the best I ever had!

by Hoeazzbetch November 23, 2021

Jack Big Potato

An expression that describes someone imposing, of great prowess and importance.
However, the expression implicitly means that the individual is someone arrogant, that thinks very highly of themselves, but who is completely unaware of their substandardness and foolish looks in the eyes of others.

"You're sitting here, thinking you're Jack Big Potato, with your little gang."

by Anterooo November 17, 2023

little potato clam

a girl you secretly like

"there she goes my little potato clam"

by that guy E July 19, 2015