divebomb fart

Jumping in a squaking position while unleashing a massive fart bomb upon some one

Wife: Hunny you totally divebomb farted on me last night

Husband : I know hunny I know, it was great

by PurpleShark January 15, 2011

Misidentified Fart

A Misidentified fart is when you think a fart is either a small or regular fart but turns out to be a huge load of diarrhea that fills you pants.

Jim: hey John that fart sounded like you shit you self.
John: yeah ummm....it was a misidentified fart

by Tillergang360 December 25, 2021

drone fart

a fart that mysterioulsy drfts from one room to another, or from one place to another, to take somone out.

i released a drone fart from the couch and it took out my friend in the next room

by cythebeerguy October 8, 2016

Mouse fart

In baseball a topper, backside bloop base hit, or shallow fly ball...

Fuck Methodist... They tried to beat us with mouse farts

by Hu$$ January 30, 2017

burbble fart

A burble fart is a huge fart of ignominious proportions brewing from your epiglotis all the way down to your sphincter. It gurgles and regenerates and grow at an alarming rate until it forces itself out with the staccato bark of a golfball bouncing down 357 concrete steps.

Uncle Harry gorged himself on pineapple, cheese and pot roast. His stomach started groaning and producing voluminous flatus. He stepped outside just in time for his burbble fart to set itself free against his will and scared the dog as well as possibly crapped his britches.

by Miltythecheese May 11, 2017

Fart juggler

When someone farts into another persons mouth and that person blows it into another persons mouth. The person with the fart in their mouth will then blow it into the mouth of the original supplier of the fart.

Kyles breath smells like he’s been kissing a fart juggler all day.

by Fartjuggler2008 September 19, 2022

Fart Stop

The delicate maneuver required to halt a well-rounded, fully formed, ripened-to-perfection fart from slipping, ripping, or bubbling out of your cheeks. A highly skilled, Olympics-esque discipline that requires immense core strength and buttock muscles that can grip like a vise combined with careful facial control that doesn't belie your discomfort. Useful ability for anyone that takes elevators, rides in subways, or flies in planes frequently.

I was on a flight to LA sitting next to this gorgeous environmental engineer and wanted to let one fly. But that would have ruined everything so had to pull a fart stop while we discussed climate change and our favorite taco joints.

by Charlie77 October 11, 2018