She's not got wooden eyes

If a girl is checking you out from across the dance floor, the proper banter response to the lads about the perp is "she's not got wooden eyes'

Sexy girl across the dance floor, she checks you out, you say au naturalment, 'she's not got wooden eyes'

She's not got wooden eyes by DiogenesofLondon May 17, 2011

false eyelashes

False eyelashes (sometimes called eyelash extensions) are worn by women (occasionally men) to thicken the upper eyelashes. They are favoured by sluts and porn stars but are also worn by girls and women who wish to look sluttish or seductive. There are two main types: a strip of lashes which is applied along the entire length of the eyelid; individual lashes or groups of lashes which are applied to areas which are sparse, or at the outer part of the eyelid to achieve a particular effect. False eyelashes made of human hair may be applied by a trained beautician and these are usually designed to be semi-permanent. More usually, the lashes are synthetic and are self-applied using special glue. This type can be fairly easily peeled off when they are no longer required. False eyelashes are available in a huge variety of designs, colours, lengths and materials. Some incorporate diamante glitter or even rhinestones. Some types may be cut or trimmed to width or length.

Black Feathered False Lashes; Flirty Feathered False Lashes; Sexy Textured False Eyelashes; Ultra Thick False Lashes with Crystal Line; Blue False Eyelashes; Gorgeous Fake Eyelashes with Rhinestone Eyeliner; Black Fake Eyelashes with Pink Metallic

false eyelashes by O'Flagherty December 15, 2008

lion eyes 

human eyes when they are in love

whne you fall deep in love with a woman her lion eyes grip you by the chest

lion eyes by amy miller September 16, 2006

Brown Eye BBQ 

The act of lubing up a penis with BBQ sauce, fucking a girl in the ass, then when finished- insert a savory chicken wing into her butthole which "sauces it up", and feeding it to her. Not to be confused with the "Dirty Buffalo Wing".

Friend 1. "Man, those wings were good last night."

Friend 2. "Yeah, I took some home and had a Brown Eye BBQ with my girlfriend."

Brown Eye BBQ by 8172 September 6, 2009

heart eyes 

Tana Mongeau

when she turns her phone on nighttime for you ‘ heart eyes ‘

heart eyes by shreksdonkey November 2, 2019

Eyes Right 

A term used when a nice bit of totty walks past, with all her undercarriage hanging out like a car crash.

Check the camels foot on that, "eyes right, skin back tight". One top hat magoo coming right up.

Eyes Right by TANTI - (SHAUN WARD) June 4, 2004

eyti 

Also known as Eytie, Eyeti and Eytie.
A derogatory term for an Italian.
It emerged during World War 2 when the Italians joined forces with the Germans.

"Don't punch that eyeti or he'll kill you"

eyti by Mara February 5, 2005