daniel george calvert

every night he sneaks into the hospital ward for old people and steals the bedpans, he then takes the pee and smeers it on his face as he considers it an elixir of youth.

me: you look pretty young daniel george calvert
daniel george calvert: thanks to old people

by fartbender January 12, 2024

Daniel Theorem

A theorem that states that occams razor can be applied in any situation a person sees fit. The most common use of the Daniel Theorem is in math, where if a pattern or shortcut appears, one could deduct the answer from either logic or simple reasoning. Daniel Theorem is a phenomenon but can also be a way of life, if there is a loophole in not paying taxes, then one should apply it.

Using the Daniel Theorem, I realized that a circle is better than a square to make car wheels, take that libs!

by DanielAlmighty January 17, 2024

doing a Daniel

Falling asleep during an intercourse after consuming a large amount of alcohol.

He‘s such a jerk! I thought he was the one and he‘s doing a Daniel every time..

by definetelynothim January 18, 2024

Daniel Penny

Wasn't self defense because he wasn't being actively being aggressed upon. The homeless guy was shouting about being hungry...

Hym "Daniel Penny walked up behind the guy (Jordan Nealy), and strangled him for 15 minutes. Jordan Nealy hadn't even interacted with this guy (Daniel Penny) up to this point. But I guess if being obnoxious should be a death sentence, I can het on board with that. I should have killed that cripple for doing THE EXACT SAME THING as Jordan Nealy on several occasions. And APPARENTLY I'd have some defenders. Should have just strangled him... Hmm... But they wouldn't have called it 'self-defense.' They would have called 'Curing his affliction.' You like that? I like the sound of it. Sounds good."

by Hym Iam January 19, 2024

Daniel Marshall

Daniel marshall is a term reffered to someone who thinks they are sigma when in fact are beta male

youre so daniel marshall

by vPurqz January 22, 2024

Daniel

Daniel. Someone who is dog shit at soul games, has terrible taste in music and his mum took 80% of his foreskin hence why he isn't apart of hoodie gang. Daniel is also someone who is really dumb and glazes everyone and has no father figure

Fuck you daniel

You are such a Daniel!

by Daniel is bad at soul games January 22, 2024

Daniel Cho

Daniel Cho is actually an alien species with no brain dressed in the skin of a human. He needs guidance to get up the stairs because otherwise he would trip and fall aimlessly. He’s also very lovely when you get to know him.

I’m in love with a Daniel Cho.

by Goofygoober42 January 23, 2024