Fill two needs with one deed

To achieve two simultaneous goals with a single action.

A less violent alternative to the phrase 'to kill two birds with one stone'.

I needed to post a letter and buy some bread, so I though I'd fill two needs with one deed and stop at the mailbox on the way to the store.

by Ausgirl123 January 27, 2019

two-per

When your iPhone is on 2% and you know it'll die if you don't get to a charger within a few seconds.

Josh - Dude, why didn't you text me when you got here?
Dan - Sorry, bro. My phone pulled a two-per.

by anythongyouwant April 30, 2015

new every two

A pattern or history of short term relationships normally lasting less than two years.

Hey man, ya boy and ol' girl ain't kickin' it no more...guess he's up for his "new every two"...

by skyeyeimages January 2, 2011

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I Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Ate Myself At Two Weeks Old I

I Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Ate Myself At Two Weeks Old I

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 13, 2025

Tony Two Canoes

A man who attempts to look stronger by standing unnaturally straight and holding their arms out to the side, making it look like they're carrying two canoes. A close relative to the try-hard.

"Look at Tony Two Canoes over there, what a fagget"

by heyitzaj July 5, 2016

two of the same person

multiple of one person

two Miya’s is two of the same person.

by anonymous January 23, 2021

Two Twea Nelly

One who gets intoxicated on just a few twisted teas, typically the lightweight out of their peers

Hayden: Bro you barley drank how are you so drunk

Gess: you kidding? It’s Two Twea Nelly that’s how!

by BoschMaster22 January 3, 2024