ass table

The flat area on a human's body formed by the lower back and ass.

"A gap will be formed if there is a 90 degree angle between the body and the ass table"

by Edward July 9, 2004

Ass Pass

A game between two individuals, where you pass ones fecal matter between anus holes. First to drop the dump loses. Kind of like a dirty slinky!

Hey coty I'm bored, want to play ass pass?

by ickes5492 May 16, 2016

Loud Ass

A person who openly boast being high in public.
Also applies to a person smoking weed on snapchat then posting it to their story

Damn that Kevin is such a loud ass!

by Tank42069 June 4, 2019

ass-breath

when someone wakes up in the morning and their breath smells like an ass.

I could hardly talk to my friend the other day because he had a bad case of ass-breath.

by squiggleman4 March 21, 2010

among ass

SPECIFICALLY NOT AMONG US, this is Among ASS the game Among Us ripped off

guy1: yo have you played among ass?
guy2: oh! you mean among us?
guy1: NO! AMONG ASS!
*guy2 gets beat to death lol*

by TristoneThePerson February 22, 2021

Ass Axe

A room or area that smell like a combination of ass and body spary or. (Axe)

or Asxe

*Guy 1 walks in to room*

Guy1: Dude it smells like ass axe in here.
*Guy2 walks in after Guy1*
Guy2:Oh Dude it does.

by James Bobby July 25, 2012

ass rancher

a. one who ranches asses
b. jolly ranchers that have been sat on by one's own ass

a. The field of ass ranching is a very profitable one.

b. One day I wasn't paying attention and sat my ass on a jolly rancher. Now it's an ass rancher.

by snibey September 7, 2011