Scooter

Something you ride that makes no sense.

Go commit scooter ankle

by LilWolfieWolf December 29, 2018

scooter turd

It a rare disease

Sorry I h-have a s-scooter turd

by Afriendofajanobo December 30, 2018

Scootiquette

The etiquette on use of shared scooters such as Lime or Bird.

Howard, not known for his scootiquette, left his scooter behind a dumpster so that it would hopefully be there when he finished his shopping.

by Aldo Barishnikov2 January 8, 2019

Scoot

A nickname for someone who does major drugs

"Scoot does drugs!"

by Daddy Doggo February 14, 2019

Scooter Brown

Slang term for dope (ice, crack, weed) smoking pipe.

Hey man, will you stop at the store and grab me a scooter brown?

by Whiteboy B March 3, 2019

scooterhoe

someone who‘s in a twitter gc called „scooterhoes“. they stan tom hardy and send cursed images @ 3am. sometimes angry middle aged soccer moms want to fight them but together they’re strong and defeat them.

susan: i just saw a bunch of kiddos scooting down the street omg
karen: omg that must’ve been the scooterhoes, they‘re so powerful!!

by bobduncan420 March 4, 2019

Scooting N Tooting

Scooting N Tooting means to fart and run away from away from the scene of the crime

I was at the shop and didn’t want anyone to know the smell was me so I scooted away. Scooting N tooting

by ScootingNTooting May 4, 2019