Dead grandpa

When you soak your hand in ice water till it turns wrinkly cold and numb and then masterbate with that hand.

Was feeling real bored last night and gave myself a dead grandpa....I really miss him.

by Hahaha bad July 13, 2023

man i’m dead

a tiktok trend that went around near halloween last year where someone would make a joke to a person next to them. the person next to them would say “man i’m dead” off screen and be replaced by a skeleton decoration. funniest shit i’ve ever seen

from a tiktok video:
person 1: “hey look. fall, more like ball. (there is a ball next to the decoration)”
person 2 (offscreen): man i’m dead
*skeleton replaces person 2 and falls*

by bfdi July 21, 2023

Superman Is Dead

Indonesian Green Day on crack.

Superman Is Dead are like Indonesian Green Day on crack. Belati Tuhan is their best song as it reminds me of 80s hard-core punk

by UltimateDoge July 23, 2023

Dead

Definition 1, Dead- Serious

Definition 2, Dead- Laughing

Example 1 . "Yo, I'm being so dead ass."
Example 2. "I'm dead bro!!"

by Thebored.alex August 8, 2023

Dead dawgs

BOSTON slang for basically saying dead ass, on everything I love; basically just marching what you said(puttin it on your dead friends/family).

Alex: yooo jay fucked rissa and burnt her

Zay: say on dead dawgs nigga
Alex: on dawgs he did

by Yayarackz August 11, 2023

Dead Nigga Booty

Dead nigga booty is a phrase meant for something for real. It's just like saying "on god that guy was bugging".

On the dead nigga booty that bitch was wildin

by HexxinXen August 17, 2023

God's not dead 2

What conservatives are doing to Lgbtq teachers.

Hym "They are literally doing the plot of 'God's not dead 2' (Where Sarah Michelle Gellar is taken to court for quoting the bible) to Lgbtq teachers. That's literally what they are doing. Their entire political strategy is either doing the plot of a movie or anime (but in reverse) or doing what the liberals where doing to them (be in reverse). It's so lazy."

by Hym Iam August 18, 2023