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Big Splat

The reverse of the Big Bang! This is what has been called the 'Cosmic Katrina', by worried astrophysicists who predict that a large, earth-crossing 'doomsday rock' will hit the Earth and cause a large-scale extinction of living organisms!
This recent 'asteroid anxiety' has prompted the UN to start what it called an 'asteroid defense' program that plans to put into the 'killer' asteroid's rock structure a space 'bullet': a fly-by-satellite mini-nuke weapon that rides on the asteroid using its own 'microgravity' and then plant the bomb inside its hollow to blow it.
PHAs (potentially-hazardous asteroids) are various in size and impactability-risk and two scales have been put to calculate the risk against the Big Splat:
-The Torino Scale (uses a scale from 0 - 10 for regular impactability).
-The Palermo Scale (uses stats from average-sized NEOs 'near-earth objects' over a long period of time, on a scale from -2 - 0).
by hammer---;, hytham April 25, 2007
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Big Pee

New on the scene of 2005- Big Pee is the bad ass gangsta from the hood of Lancashire. With his wicked rythms and Breakbeats mixed with the voice of a man who knows wheres it at- this guy is da new Eminem. Still needs a recording contract- unbelievable
"When i roll in the hood with my goats and my grapes,
im like an oil painting hung up in the tate. Come on! (dont be late).
I'm like George Bush, I'm head of the states
like a blazing bear sniffing your underwear.
And i mix it (like a teddy bears picnic)
by Boss Doggy January 23, 2005
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big jessi

its a big girl that really likes to get down and dirty and really grind it hard.
man that bbw really pulled a big jessi on me!
by big r ski August 12, 2009
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Big boobs

I hate doing shit and not perfecting it

Can you guys hear me good?
Big boobs? Um Chile anyways so
by Thatone07 kid November 6, 2019
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Big Poppa

A useless time wasting weather man , most commonly found with his accomplice jenks. Not a fan of scaffolding or exercise.
Loves a pair of deck shoes and a fake tan.
I just had a weather alert. Thanks big poppa
by Embers0 March 18, 2021
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That's a big LOL

When someone states something that would never happen, or when someone fails while doing something.
1)Chuck: Ooh, nice rock. When's the wedding?
Jasmine: That's a big LOL. I just bought it as a birthday present for myself.

2) Andrew: Don't touch my shoulder! I fell off my longboard while trying to show off to my brother and landed on it.
Ricky: That's a big LOL.
by RockSea May 17, 2009
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big help

Somebody who either isn't, or somebody who can only be trusted to help you with that one menial task that would save you about 20 minutes of walking around. Invariably spoken with a slight hesitation before the term.
Johnson was a, uh, big help today as he told me when the light stopped blinking on the router.
by ke6isf July 23, 2004
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