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Straight

A person who acts gay in front of their friends and yet tells he's 'straight'.
"Are you gay?"
"Oh I'm straight 100%"
by anonymous February 4, 2024
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straight curious

a straight guy who thinks he's straight but experiments being gay with his homie, often by masturbating in the absence of women
alicia: my bf nick is straight curious
sarah: how do you know??
alicia: he and his homie josh sucked each other off and flip-fucked while I was on vacation
sarah: aren't they just gay?
alicia: nah they were watching straight porn and it was only because I was gone and nick was super horny
by aiden6969 November 18, 2023
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straight white

1: Cocaine.

2: A "straight white male", a term used either as a symbol of pride by the scummiest possible people (racist sexist homophobic Neo-Nazis) or derogatorily by SJWs.
1:

Druggie: "I'm gonna go snort some of the straight white and be right back, 'kay?"

2.1:

Neo-Nazi Fanfic: "It is the year 2050, I am the last straight white male. This is my story."

2.2:
You: "People like Andrew Tate deserve to be arrested."
SJW: "Shut up. You're a straight white male and straight white males are the end of the world!"
by PLMMJ December 7, 2023
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Straight

LITERALLY PYRO. HES THE STRAIGHTEST MAN ALIVE?? DUHHHHH :3
by oleicautismeater February 19, 2024
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Straight

To confirm your statement, used as a tag question at the end of a sentence, to confirm to something.
Similar to "word" & "innit"
That was a great movie, straight?
That was a great move, straight.
Straight?
Straight.
by dddunki February 24, 2024
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Straight up batshit crazy

The ultimate type of crazy. You can't be more crazy than straight up batshit crazy!
The thing Jack said yesterday was straight up batshit crazy.
by greekmadlad March 30, 2024
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straight up "jorking it"

What you do at the stripped club with your peanits
i was at the stripped club last knight, and. i couldn't resist the urge to strart straight up "jorking it". you shouldev seen the look, on. My peanits
by Mlum April 15, 2024
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