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Canadian fire drill

When your server leaves and everyone at the table switches seats and/or tables before he/she gets back just to fuck with them.
"My asshole table just did a Canadian fire drill now they are all mixed up in the pos system!"

"She's gone! Hurry and do a Canadian fire drill before she gets back!"
by Trogdor312 August 18, 2020
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Fire

Something that was really good usually used to describe someone’s Outfit or when describing a movie Or tv show you watched.
Jack- that movie was so good.

Ethan- I know right it was fire.
by Imnotthatdumb August 23, 2020
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Fire man

What little Johnny wants to be when he grows up
Teacher: ok class I’m going go around to ask everyone what they want to be when they grow up. Now who wants to go first!

Little Johnny: *jumping out of his chair* oh me miss teacher!

Teacher: Ok go ahead Johnny!

Johnny: Guess! *whispers to his friends “she’ll never guess!”*

Teacher: hmm Johnny I’m not sure

Johnny: fire man! I wanna be a fire man ! *proceeds to climb on desk and start peeing, like a fire Mans hose*
by Crisss49 September 1, 2020
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Scream Aim Fire

A song and Album produced by the Welsh metal Band called: "Bullet For My Valentine" (BFMV for Short) and Is their second debut album released on the 28th of January 2008.
Friend: What do you think of The Scream Aim Fire Album?
Me: In My opinion, It's not bad , it is a good album.
Friend: What about the Song?
Me: Fucking Heavy as Shit!!!
by JoshWoody2 June 18, 2020
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When your boss pisses you off you fuck his daughter with icy hot on her assholeAnd hot sauce in her pussy and Cum on his toothbrush.
Dude my boss fired me.

Damn bro did you ice and fire Daughter for hire her?

Fuck yeah I did!
by Bddb June 20, 2020
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Fire Sextingsquisher

When you have so much cum, that you could put out a 13 story apartment complex if it were burning to the ground in a fiery ablaze with one single cum shot.
T-mad: dude I haven’t jacked off in like 4 days.

Big Cheesey: holy fuck dude. I can’t go more than 9 hours or I have to fuck my pillows or something.

T-mad: yea man my balls are gigantic rn. I feel like I could use my Cock for a Fire Sextingsquisher if need be.

Big Cheesey: There’s an industrial building in flames on broad rn. Go be a hero.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm June 20, 2020
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Friendly Fire

A soldiers target ( a human) is usually an enemy, however in certain instances this target is a friendly, a shot towards said friendly is known as friendly fire, friendly fucking or getting friendly fucked.
Did you see swafor trying to friendly fire just because he wasn’t covering his shift
by DAB#2 June 21, 2020
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