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Italian fart

When a woman is in labor, but had gelatos for lunch that day. As the baby starts crowning she lets out a fierce gust of wind comes shooting out of her anus, causing the baby to shoot out of her alarmingly fast.
The baby was stinky after the moms Italian fart.
by hayyou19995 June 5, 2016
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Parting Fart

The act of laying down a massive dirty stealthy fart before departing an event or gathering that will later engulf the lungs of your audience with your tasty airbourne fecal delight.

To sucessfully infect your chosen audience you must adhere to the following rules:

* A PF must be delivered silently.
* You must leave before the first of your victims becomes aware.
* You must wait until the stench has become one with the room before leaving (N.B. The hotter the fart the shorter the wait).
I laid down meaty wet taco fart then waited in the hall for the screaming to begin.

..........You can't depart, without a parting fart !!! :-)
by GentleRapist December 17, 2010
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penis fart

A penis fart is when you sleep with someone and you know it to be an absolutely horrible idea but yet you still hit that anyways.
'Man last night i had the biggest penis fart...... cant believe i did that to your sister'

'Dude, she made the titanic look small, that was such a penis fart'

'Why is it everytime I go to Mooseheads bar I wind up having a penis fart?'
by Piltzener September 22, 2009
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Fart Figneuton

Fart Figneuton is a figneuton, whih has been farted on, and then eaten.
"Dude, that fart figneuton was awesome"
by Elliot F. September 5, 2004
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fart nocker

a pudwaker who pounds some one up the ass when they have bad gas
by smart ass 22 September 13, 2010
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Fart pipe

A musical instrument from the 14th century. Inserted in the mouth and anus, the colon acts as a resonnance chamber.
The satyr shafted on his Fart Pipe until he made the Browning Noise.
by Anonymous October 7, 2002
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CrapShit Fart

An art and commentary YouTuber more commonly known as CreepShow Art. Now most known for stalking and harassing fellow art YouTuber Emily Artful then proceeding to write a self-insert tragic backstory fanfiction in which she framed herself as the victim of the actions she actually perpetrated against Emily.
Amy: Hey why hasn't Creepshow Art posted in a while?
Michael: You mean CrapShit Fart? Yeah she got cancelled.
by MAVERiK_NiPKiN November 19, 2021
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